Add Me

Track 2

The Boy Bands Have Won

New Album From Chumbawamba.

I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hate
Anger is a permanent character trait
My letter bombs are primed and ready to send
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum
I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'm a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
The voices in my head aah they'll get me in the end
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew
It's Kylie's body but the head is you
I've asked you sixty times before I'm asking you again --
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
at a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home
I don't like people but I think I could pretend --
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Featuring the wonderful Jo Freya on sax and a cast of thousands reading the blog.

"My favourite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." (Penn Jillette)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Chumbawamba
• Boy
• Bands
• Have
• Won
• folk
• hip-hop
• world
• music
• unsigned

[egw1914]

Νο i wont... perverts :D

[soadfreak11]

@egw1914 hahahahahaha

[Sinistra76]

Do those of you who say "Add Me" feel clever? Seriously, just wondering.

[soadfreak11]

@Sinistra76 im seriously thinking about disabling comments for this vid. its starting to get out of control.

[MSMINA620]

LMAO!If you do not ''ADD'' some people as ''FRIENDS'' they turn into your obsessed stalkers!

~Mina

[cjperkins123]

ADD ME

[nozybtch1]

Add me LOL

[ShariAHHHH]

dedicated to andrea. 6,000 youtube friends but ZERO real-life friends. lives here 24/7 obsessing and ranting to all who are daft enough to listen about those of us who dumped her psychotic and toxic presence long ago! she's still hating, we're enjoyin a breath of fresh air. hell, the loser even spent her whole festive season crying, flagging and reporting us over some perceived slight/removal of cyberfriendship. SAD SAD SAD jealous crone who will not be missed. happy flagging, grunt!

[TheGlamuriento]

A D D M E baby jajaja

[SonOfPsalms]

this is hilarious.

[KittCattStarr]

ADD ME PEOPLE, IM AWSOME! AND SUBSCRIBE :p

[BradBMcNab]

Add Me I Accept everyone! Some times sub four sub also