ULTIMATE ELEVATOR CHALLENGE round 1

One particular evening, after a copacetic dinner with my wife at McDonald's, I decided that I had, had quite enough with the elevator in our building. It's repeated ambuscades had been carrying on for far too long and after a quick cigarette, I felt it necessary to come face to face with the great beast of ingenuity. This resulted in a postprandial walk to meet my nemesis and round one of the ULTIMATE ELEVATOR CHALLENGE ensued...

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[BlahMcJones]

Nope. You're wrong on that one, champ.

[danigrant]

you're a fag...

fag

1.a ciggarette (British)

2.a slang word for a homosexual or also used in wrong terms when person is disliked

1."Could I bum a fag off you?"

2."Dude, just shut up you fag!"

[BlahMcJones]

Sorry to break it to you, Dani, but by DEFINITION (if you put much stock into the whole language thing) you do not have a wife; you have a domestic partner. Here is the DEFINITION of a wife:

wife -- noun, plural wives; verb, wifed, wif·ing.

--noun 1. a woman joined in marriage to a man; a woman considered in relation to her husband.

Sorry to break it to you.

[danigrant]

fuck u shes my wife

[garrettwarz]

@danigrant GIRLS ARE INFERIOR

[getchatissuesready]

really?!?

[nickerseller]

like your use of vocabulary

[adam25white]

0:54 i wish i was the door

[preciouzpistol]

That was adorable, beautiful wife, happy for u both!!

[shadowthehegdehog12]

im srry u say shes ur wife dude r u guys lesbos?

[GuoShushan]

stupid~^^

[WolfGuy100]

lmao, wtf? XD

[BlahMcJones]

Interesting and ironic/hypocritical statement. Oh, by the way, you're a cunt.

cunt -- noun, plural: cunts

1. That tall, gangly, ugly cunt Dani.

2. No other definition needed. Plain and simple, Dani is a cunt who posts lame videos.