Clark Kent reveals his secret identity
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Because Superman NEVER lies.
But he will screw with you.
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Super Troll is Super!
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SM: .you mad bro
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Superdickery at its finest
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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@DarPower1 Your wrong...the "real" reason is because..."all the mans are the same" :D ... i know the exit.
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@TheloniousKeys781 You know, I never thought of that...
Actually, my girlfriend's no longer jailbait. She's 21.
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«Yokel from Smallville»...
Perhaps Kent should've said «Supes lets me interview him cuz he don't like bitches»
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I know that man. I'm talking about the people in the show looking at Superman. Why would THEY think Superman has a secret identity? Especially with the whole unmasked thing.
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Well lets think about this. Who would believe that Superman,this all powerful man of steel is actually some farmboy named Clark Kent who acts socially odd, is always happy, and its a really bent out of shape stuck up square whose voice sounds different and works at the planet? This is why his disguise works better in the movies, not only can you literally not see in relation but at the same time his hair is different, he holds himself differently and hes just not Superman.
Man even Superman can't resist a little trolling.
DStalnaker13 2 months ago 290
Trust me, as long as his glasses don't fall off, he can say anything he wants to.
Ever since I put on this fake moustache, it's been like those statutory rape charges never even happened.
TheloniousKeys781 2 months ago 222