Hey There Elaida

A Wheel of Time spoof of Hey There Delilah. PG-13. Lyrics below.

Lyrics:

Hey there Elaida
What's it like up in your study
I hear you're desperately trying
To find a pillow buddy
Yes you are
But you're the meanest bitch that ever lived by far
Oh my heart

Hey there Elaida don't you worry about the city
It looks better gray and gritty
Diseased stray cats are appealing
Close your eyes, and imagine your private tower
Blocking sunlight

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Elaida
I know times are getting hard
But believe me girl someday,
Rand will be tied to your backyard
You'll have it good, right in the ass like you should.
Till then I'm good

Hey there Elaida I've got so much left to say
The way you throw a temper tantrum
just takes my breath away
I woudn't lie
Not to you not even if I
Were black Sedai

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand channelers seems a lot
But they don't have what I got
Not even that rebel you've been eyeing
If it's a false Amyrlin that you want
In your stole I will strut
"Honey and flowers just for you!"
You'll say

Elaida I can promise you
By the time that we get through
You'll have stopped daydreaming 'bout the way
Egwene dropped the soup

Hey there Elaida
You be good and stick with me
We'll even burn those goddamn Blues
And I'll be making history like I do

You know it's all because of you
In your Tower holes we blew
Have my sweet words tempted you?
This collar's for you

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Wheel
• of
• Time

[TheManAloneChannel]

haha, this made my day! awesome job!

[thealmightyalpaca]

@mroczna88 Nynaeve is pronounced Nigh-neev got this from encyclopedia-wot

[towerkeys]

Hilarious! Love it!

[mroczna88]

@kesierafy I looked, but many of names are hard to say (especially Nynaeve, I still don't know how to say it) and these "spelling methods" are not so clear.

[kesierafy]

@mroczna88 um. look in the books?

[mroczna88]

You have a really nice voice :)

And thanks to that video I know how to spell Egwene :D

ps. Did you considered making video with all main names and surnames of characters? I don't know how to spell many of names and it would be helpful.

[camarilladee]

You are officially my hero! LOL!

[didgya]

How to turn a bad song into amusing WOT fun.

[darkside268]

ROFL very well done!

[helaneakl]

LOVE THIS!!! Hilwa