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Published on Jul 14, 2011

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Idi Amin's trained chimpanzees were taught to kill with machetes in the 1970's.

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  • BlueRoboStampede

    BlueRoboStampede 2 months ago

    If anyone thinks this is real, please, turn off your computer, hole up somewhere dark and secluded with your head nestled between your knees... then patiently wait for the ape-pocolypse to come.

    :P

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  • Jonathan Webb

    Jonathan Webb 1 week ago

    You are a dumb a** ape the alien

    noob

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  • hammer99691

    hammer99691 1 day ago

    Next thing some random nigger teaches a few dozen chimps how to shoot and load a gun. And those chimps teach other chimps how to use and load a gun. FUCK YOU NIGGA!!!!!

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  • dtmevolved

    dtmevolved 1 day ago

    when I saw the beginning of this, and the thumbnail I thought they meant Black people. I was like, wowwww

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  • brutalnatas

    brutalnatas 4 days ago

    Humans are the dumbest virus on the planet lol

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  • death112299

    death112299 4 days ago

    SHUTUP i hate science

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  • gmadman7

    gmadman7 1 week ago

    easy, they keep the entire earth in check.

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  • twrciv

    twrciv 1 week ago

    No, sapiens is not even a noun... If you are referring the the family, it's Hominidae, which means great apes. So, humans are apes.

    And apes are monkeys, so humans are also monkeys.

    And monkeys are mammals, so humans are also mammals.

    And mammals are vertebrates, so humans are also vertebrates.

    ................

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  • AnAutumnWind

    AnAutumnWind 1 week ago

    Humans are not apes. They are sapiens.

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  • Redrinth

    Redrinth 1 week ago

    Human are not apes...

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