56 Homer Simpson Quotes
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" Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers. "
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Uhh, yeah... Umm... Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields... *whispers* some illegal fireworks, AND one of those disposable enemas. Nah, make it two!
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I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
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Kent: I's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night - no! Where is Bart anyway? His dinner's getting all cold...and eaten.
2 weeks ago 3
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He he tit mouse
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I'd kill you if I had my gun, yeah well you don't.
(muttering) Lousy big shot, thinks he's so big because he's got a lot of guns but if he didn't have any guns I'd show him a thing or two then have him walk into my store and then we'll see who's worried about five day waiting periods.
Lisa: Dad, it's 3am, can't you mutter in your room?
Homer: Marge kicked me out.
Lisa: oh, all right, go ahead.
Homer: pushy kids, think they can tell me what to do in my house, I tell you, parents these days.
1 month ago 3
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20 of the 56 quotes are just doh! :)
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@murdock2k8 Gary Glitter - Rock & Roll, Pt. 2
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32 people are related to Frank Grimes.
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@kpinchy15 Nope. I do too. We're not weird, we're just really big fans . :)
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5:21 I say that about every time I get fucked by the government..
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Its a pornography store...I was buying pornography.
vacation0 5 months ago 25
I don't even need to watch the video, I can look at the comments.
supersonicbro 5 months ago 11