Paper Stains

A parody of MIA's Paper Planes from Kevin & Bean and company, on the World Famous KROQ - (banned from KROQ)

LYRICS-
I need toilet paper cause my stomach's in pain
Gotta run to the toilet to so I can make chocolate rain

I need to find a bathroom, I've been waiting all day
To the porcelain God I really need to pray

Kids to the pool, I wanna take 'em
I'm gonna poison your sewer system

Had Mexican for dinner, now my stomach's in pain
I'm gonna need a plunger to unclog my drain

All I wanna do is...uh uh uh uh. [Fart, flushing sounds]
That was a big one!

All I wanna do is...uh uh uh uh. [Fart, flushing sounds]
Ooh, it's green!

I eat a big burritoooooo
And now I really have to go

Ate way too many spicy sausages
Gotta relese these chocolate hostages.

I wish I just had to peeeeee
But no I've got a case of bad butt coffee

All I wanna do is...uh uh uh ahhhh. [Fart, flushing sounds]
Looks like the letter Z!

All I wanna do is...uh uh uh ahhhh. [Fart, flushing sounds]
Oh, there's corn in that one!

Had Mexican for dinner, I'm all backed up
Gonna make the pudding from 2 girls 1 cup.

Not number 1, I mean 2
Show me what brown can do for you

In a big log contest I would probably win
I shouldn't have had all that damn Mexican

P-O-O, damn, I gotta go
Yeah, I got more logs than a lumberjack

Now I gotta go do my biznasss
Dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dump dump dump
I gotta take a duuuuuump.

Dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dump dump dump
I gotta take a duuuuuump.

Ohhhh! Ohhhhh! Oh god, ooooohhhhh!
Ahhhhh. Much better.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• KROQ
• parody
• Kevin
• and
• Bean
• MIA
• paper
• planes
• Miss
• Cleo
• psycho
• mike
• omar
• stains
• banned

[slatn86ate]

i also heard it at like 6:47 this morning, i was laughing my ass off

[BizarroShiz]

wha-wha-why is this song not on the radio anymore?

im a big miss cleo fan, long time, i watch all the time her

[cfskaterboy22]

funniest song eva!!!!!!!!!

[moRULEZ18981]

That just made my day!

[zoey2130]

funny grunting sound

[Oreo1000c]

this is MEAN M.I.A. is a really good singer!!!!!

[XMrPepperX]

Oh dear god....it's green

good job k/b yeah eric

[ForgottenSoul700]

The original artist, M.I.A, sampled the Clash song and the station parodied her song. But the original is Clash's Straight to hell.

[ja1608]

hahahahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing

[ForgottenSoul700]

Kevin and Bean aren't the same with all the censorship

[dritos]

oh sorry, the intro on the clash's straight to hell was kinda similar watch?v=HQwm1v1R-qM&feature=re­lated