Two Pints Comic Relief - Stop Thinking, Start Drinking! (+ Lyrics)

Two Pints Comic Relief episode starring the cast of Two Pints, Coming of Age and Grownups. Here is the final song in decent quality as seen on the episode. All ownership of the BBC.

When youre feeling sad
Cause the pubs about to close,
When youve had a dodgy curry,
And youve thrown up down your clothes

If youre really scared
That your tits may start to droop
If Arthur has shat himself
And youve sat in his poop

Stop Thinking, Start drinking!
Dont matter if its beer or wine,
Crack a can and youll be fine!

Stop Thinking, Start drinking!
Theres no point trying to resist,
Cause its all better when youre pissed!

When you feel a twat
Because you just lost the quiz,
And when youve had a wank,
And youre covered in your jizz

If your car is broke
And that wankers your mechanic
If youve told a joke
And its sunk like the titanic

Neeear, Faaar
Whereeeever you aarrr.!

Stop thinking, Start drinking,
If you need to have a talk,
Youre better off popping a cork!

Stop thinking, start drinking!
Theres no problem known to man,
That can't be solved with a beer can

When youre feeling horny
But your girlfriends feeling ill,
When youve had dirty sex
And forgot to take your pill

If youre feeling down
Because youre on the shelf,
Wipe away that tearful frown
And thank god youre not welsh!

And we were singing
hymns and arias
'Land of my Fathers
Ar hyd y nos

Stop thinking, start drinking!
Dont matter if its beer or wine
Just crack a can and youll be fine!

Stop thinking, start drinking!
In the morning youll feel crap,
Tonights the night that you can rap!

Dont be fooled when you dip them in your tea,
Theyre not, theyre not gonna make you happy
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits
Hell Im gonna say it again case you missed it
I aint dunking no girl like a biscuit
I aint gonna change so dont try to twist it!
Balamory!

Stop thinking, start drinking!
Why be sober anytime?
Lifes more fun when soaked in wine!

Stop thinking, start drinking!
Everyone get off their face
Make the world a better place!

Stop thinking, start drinking,
Yeeaah! Yeeaaah! Yeeaaah!

YEAH!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comic
• relief
• two
• pints
• stop
• thinking
• start
• drinking
• coming
• of
• age
• grownups
• biscuit
• rap

[Sweetessz]

Thanks for the lyrics :) But it's Hell I'm gonna say it again case you missed it

[DecJW]

@Sweetessz: Thanks for that, editted the lyrics ;)

[9Caz9]

Two Pints is the best sitcom in all the history of the world!! :):):):) xx

[y4ewynne]

two pints, coming of age and grownups all rolled into one!!!! what more could you ask for???

[RebekahB205]

two pints <3

[1andrewman1]

biscuit rap isnt the same without johnny

[TheMicky255]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaa !

[101badgirls]

i'm welsh and we are awsome

[mark1234448]

@NawnExistent there are doing i was in runcorn there doing a new series 9 soon in augest

[mark1234448]

@101cgk there are doing i was in runcorn there doing a new series 9 soon in augest

[101cgk]

i crack a can when i get two pints of larger and a packet of crisps back!

[101cgk]

@9Caz9 i like coming of age but i want two pints back!

[LetsMakeUp21]

this was the best thing ever :D