Scientology, the Anonymous song

Based on "Augustus Gloop" by Roal Dahl, music by Danny Elfman.

Scientology, Scientology
You crazy mad society
Scientology, so sick and vile
So evil, foul and infantile

"Come on", we cry, "the time is right"
"To flush them screaming down the pipe!"
But don't, dear people, be alarmed
Xenu's spirit won't be harmed
Xenu's spirit won't be harmed

Although - of course - we must admit
You will be laughed at quite a bit
Scientology brings no salvation
What you might need is medication
What you might need is medication

We'll laugh at you a little more
Until we're absolutely sure
That everyone knows your true face
Scientology is a disgrace
Scientology is a disgrace

You creepy cultists, stupit gits
Sucking L.Ron Hubbard's tits
Here comes the truth now, this is it:
Scientology is full of shiiiiiiit!


Made for Coughlan666's Pwnage Olympics - my entry for Event # 3 - Musical Pwnage.

Video Pwned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

I wanted to record a more impressive version with more singers and get it all a little better into tune and had ideas for a more interesting clip, but basically: I came down with a cold and lost my smegging voice and *luckily* had recorded a very first version of the song last week as a try of concept, so, yeah - it could sound better... And look. But this, for now, is what you get! ;)

PS: The music is by Mr.Elfman, it's the Augustus Gloop song from "Charlie and the Chocolate factory" - my lyrics are both a parody of that song as well as a fart in the general direction of $cientology. ^^

Category:

Music

Tags:

• scientology
• anonymous
• tom cruise
• cos
• 4chan
• v for vendetta
• crazy
• song

[SnowWalkerPrime]

It works, because Tom Cruise has about as much sense as a bar of Chocolate.

[commanderkruge]

@SnowWalkerPrime Also his size being close to that of an umpalumpa plays into it... :)

[SnowWalkerPrime]

Sounds like the Ompa-loompas from the Chocolate factory.

[commanderkruge]

@SnowWalkerPrime Perhaps the reason for this is that I took the Augustus Gloops song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as the basis for this. :) Melody and background voices by Danny Elfman, new lyrics (and not hitting the notes) by me.

[SuperWarioCementleg]

You should put the lyrics in the description.

[commanderkruge]

@SuperWarioCementleg Done. :)

[dlhitch2007]

The Thetans are making you say terrible things about Scientology, Stop by one of our centers and we can help you. Bring your credit card.

Sincerely yours,

L. Ron Hubbard

PS: When Tom Cruise hears of this blasphemy you will be sorry. He won't hesitate to put ethics in on you.

[sliderglider]

Cruisadouchetastic!!!

Win!

[commanderkruge]

@xRedStingx watch?v=fnwcE4RPM24 - agh! Thanks for pointing that out to me! Since Tennessee has this new legislature that gan earn you prison time for posting disturbing imagery online I decided to censor it immediately!

[xRedStingx]

@commanderkruge AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! MY EYES!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

[commanderkruge]

@xRedStingx Ah. Ok - you asked for it: watch?v=fnwcE4RPM24 ^^