"Threw it on the Ground" Anti-Underage Drinking Remake

This is a video parody created by our Safe Streets interns, Hannah Helmke and Elijah Kampsen, and a few of their friends: Ryan and Regan Aeschilman, Hannah Johnson and Mary Stithem. They did 100% of the writing, concept development, directing, acting and producing.

Here are the lyrics:
Lyrics:
I was walkin' through the hottest party
And some kid walks up to me and hands me some soda and Bacardi
"Look cooler, party harder"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the GROUND!
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage down another man's throat

I go to my best friend Leo's house
And my bro says, "You come here all the time! Here's one on me!"
I said, "Man! What I look like? Your dad?"

I took it and threw it on the GROUND!
I don't wanna go to juvie
I'm not an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me alcohol!

At the big game with my so-called boyfriend
He hands me a flask, says "Unscrew the cap"
Man, this ain't Sunny D
This is a Smirnoff!

I threw it on the GROUND!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I ain't gonna be busted by the system
Teen drinking is a crime
DUH!

Some poser hands me beer on New Year's Eve
Whatchu want me to do with this, drink it?!

Happy New Year's to the GROUND!
I threw the rest of the keg too!
Welcome to the New Year, Bean bag!
So many offers that I will turn down
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm not an adult!

Some freshman frat drunk tries to buy me a cocktail
GROUND
Nobody wants your lemonade, Mike!

Then the bartender got up
asked'em for his I-D
And he kicked'em out the front door

Fell to the ground
The drunk couldn't get up
Moanin' and flailin' and barfin' on the sidewalk

He was screamin', and squirmin'
The cops had sirens blarin'

The moral of the story is
You can't drink underage

Man!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• underage drinking
• anti-underage drinking
• parody video
• comedy
• funny
• Safe Streets
• Threw it on the Ground

[motomonstrosity]

ehhhhhh, Good effort on the video...but I gotta say the drinking age laws in this country are too strict.

[Reecemint08]

I know this aint the best but you put alot of effort in , Props! A++ :D