Hitler Rant about Re-enactors and McDonalds

TRUE STORY...this is the After Action Report delivered to Hitler after the "Stille Nacht" Tactical in Yorkville, IL on December 6th, 2008. Right in the middle of the battle, at least half of the GI's decided to walk off the battlefield to rest, warm up and yes...to get McDonalds.

Category:

Travel & Events

Tags:

• Hitler
• Stille
• Nacht
• McDonalds
• Yorkville
• Tactical
• 2008

[himmler251]

omfg not bill sheets!!!!!i dont like him he doesnt take control of his men

[chbolani]

Dude...you can't know Bill Sheets! You live down in Alabama and you're fifteen! He lives and reenacts up in Indiana and the Great Lakes region and he does take control of his units...it wasn't his unit that went to McDonalds.

[himmler251]

dude my dad was stationed in michigan then he got restationed here in ft rucker alabama!!!!i was in the 5th ss though i just didnt like bill that much!!!dont junp 2 conclusions just because of my age!!!!

[chbolani]

Bro...I'M in the 5th SS and I KNOW you were never in our unit....and there is NO other 5th SS in the Midwest. So you must be mistaken my friend...or lying.

[dumfree254]

If half the troops went to Mcdonalds could you imagine if there was a Hooters close by?

[chbolani]

HAHAHA!...no kidding!

[vikingjim666]

Hey, Gi's would NEVER have the balls to eat like we Red Army reenactors... kasha and spam! Mmm mmm MMM!

[pak715]

nothing suprises me in this hobby anymore!

[zipsrule]

@chbolani Bill sheets lives in the Akron area.

[zipsrule]

Bill Sheets!

[Lieblingsfachful]

Im serious. I don't do World War II (civil war), but it's embarrasing to see farbs going to get fast food. Especially McCDonalds. XD

Thanks for posting.

[Soldaten308]

American units are pussies. My unit was at a all night tatical and it rained and got really cold. I was on sentry duty with my Zeltbahn as a raincoat. We were told the Americans was going to probe the lines. All freakin night long we didnt hear anything. The next Morning, we found out the American unit was snug in thier RVs because they didnt want to get wet. FARB....

[a869553]

rofl im with the 2nd SS down in Texas OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!! THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS UP LOL

[usselliot76]

Bwaa thats almost as funny as a tactical here in MI at Onendaga back in 00 when the SS Unit instead of admiting they were being overrun and beat got in their truck and went to the Bar!!!! LOL

[lamaddussa]

funny one.

[BluKhaos]

lmao he brought the hamburgler into the mix!

[ArowinAaron]

I call it dessersion in the face of the enemy, when three quarters of your defensive line againced the krauts withdraws for Big Macs. It's some straight up Bullshit!

[aemmel1970]

Funny as Hell!