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NBA - Nothin' But All-Stars Video Premier. [Main Event | tumas | Pastor P | Chow | Chermain]. Directed and created by Eugene Cheung [chino rockwell]. Cameo by Don Toan | Jesal | Misc Video Vixens.

this Mainevent, dawg just call me Dr. P
5 from now you'll catch me in my Bentley
these hoes are just too damn ugly for me
so I nip and tuck em like they name ashlee
whatcha mean you aint got no HMO?
cuz Monsters gots jobs you fuckin broke ass hoe
so wherema be dawg in two thousand and thirteen?
board certified and rehab-in the caffeine
these step exams, aint shit to I
me kill all three like mcafee dose virii
so check it, I'll be this rich ass MD
you with your GED and pockets still empty
bitch, I don't wanna pay ya welfare
the IRS comes here cuz theres too much wealth here
now say cheese, take a picture and tag me
cuz your daughters be seeing me everyday on they News Feeds

its thomas lam son, CPA
money cash clothes hoes, EVERY DAY
shits funny how imma be on MTV
cuz this is a super sweet 16
i get cash, its all about the network
your chick dog, i love how her neck work
youd know too if u had of my networth
im the biggest boss, i dont know how debt work
chicks like notes n bonds
cuz they all show interest they hooked on tom
im buff as shit dont need to goto the gym
i just pull up to your house and push up on your bitch
dont get funny money ock, learn your lesson
i aint a dumb dude homie but i got a question
whys comcast sports like my report card?
cuz iono where u b, but i know where the As are

pat lam here call me pastor p
5 year plan? took me less than 3
make tracks since the year twenty 0 2
ctrl d after you find me on the youtube
leave me a comment or press rewind
check my top 8 son, nothing but dimes
never been spoiled nor deprived
boss with no job, you work 2 to survive
whatever you can rent, i can buy
whatever ive done, you can try
whoever you know, met me first
whoever you boned, was coerced
where the e at? probably chillin on a lot
weathers nice summers here find me in the drop
press f1 son, you need help
thank your girl, she gave me a 5 on yelp

oh yes it's me puttin it down again
the FOB chinese puttin girls on their knees
begging for mercy as they pray for more
going to church as I banish the whore
oh yes good clean girls, the girls next door
girls who smile as their backs touch the floor
I gotta press pause enough about sex
i get it enough at webex
oh yesss... 5 years since i've done this test
to rap to rhyme to flex this on my chest
a chinese HE man is the guy I'm now
girls love my noodle and my chicken kung pao
I'm going back to my 9 to 5
looking at your girlfriend on my facebook archive
draw graffitti with lots of colors
write on your wall i got a boner

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  • OMFG!!! MAINEVENT ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!

  • THESE BOYS ARE THE NEXT BIG THING!!!

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  • @artuurslv hahahaha

  • @artuurslv hahahaha

  • how come this video is the first thing that came up when I typed "dumb slut next door"? :D (I ain't h8in' , I'm serious)

  • hahahaha dont worry about the haters cuhz. this shit is fucking comedy. hey you guys should change your title to "bitch my parents are ballin" make another one haha and get more clips of gurlz dancing or something...too much dicks in this video

  • LOL All the bills are one's...this is classic

  • yea iam veiwer 10000

  • little rich bitches lol

  • er... I think they're all Asian??

  • if they got so much money, y dont they buy a decent mic lol

  • aahahah

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