Monopoly: Communist Edition

Recorded at Skitsophrenics: Lost in Time
Cornell University, April 2002

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sketch
• comedy
• skits
• skits-o-phrenics
• skitsophrenics
• monopoly
• communist

[SovietSpymaster17]

do not be tempted by the capitalist poison that is jenga. lol

what is this for like a school play or something?

[TashkentFox]

Real communism is a lot of fun, if you manage to evade the KGB and become General Secretary of the CPSU.

[Lillymill]

@mileschristirex

Ah, the dearest lie capitalist slaves will never dare question - the Old Red Boogeyman! :((

Never mind that we're being fed that crap by the very elitists we criticize.

Those damn commies trying to rob us of our sport cars, yachts and private jets! :)

[mileschristirex]

How about the millions starved to death. Land stolen, murder by the state and imprisoned in the gulags. Worst thing about communism the elitist are selfish greedy pigs while their useful idiot socialist running dogs do all the dirty work.

[allwittynamestaken]

@UltimoLatino Glad to hear you've finally broken away from fantasy. Sure people starve in "those" countries, but it is much worse and more widespread in countries that try and "cure" the problem. Kind of ironic don't you think? Even in the listed countries they are within a bus ride, a telephone call or a mile away from help.

[UltimoLatino]

@allwittynamestaken First of all, you should know I have become far less socialist as of late... given the fact that I have accepted the reality that human beings are not socially mature as of yet and are by nature hedonistic and as such they are GREEDY so we must embrace capitalism because humanity (as of yet) is not mature enough for communism. But get real! You think no one suffers in those countries you named? no one starves? you dont know what your talking about!

[allwittynamestaken]

@UltimoLatino America, Hong Kong, Luxembourg, SOME of Europe and Japan. I asked first. Now answer my question before we get to disputing mine.

[UltimoLatino]

@allwittynamestaken Can you do the same for capitalist governments?

[allwittynamestaken]

@UltimoLatino I'm sorry, can you point out a single communist system where people haven't suffered, starved and died by the direct actions of the government?

[allwittynamestaken]

@nekocekoBiH not so, the government has a monopoly on rights, services, products, production and lives.

[HVACSoldier]

LOL. Now that's a game. Once you start playing, you can't stop. Seriously, if you try to leave the game, "they will shoot you."

[swancman]

Awesome sketch!!! Now I want to play communist monopoly!!!! (lol sarcasm)