Youtube Paradise

Lyrics Self Explanatory ;)

Song Writen & Recorded By - Dan James

Acting & Editing By - Jordan James

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Lyrics
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YouTube Paradise

As i browse through the videos of the Top Rated page
I take a look at the list and realize it's all shit
Cause I've been bloggin' and laughing so long that
Even Renetto thinks that his videos' dumb


But I ain't never made a vid' that didn't deserve it
Get rated 5 Stars, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you ratin', and what'cha watchin'
Or you and your subscriber's might be channel blocked


I really hate to trip, but I gotta vote
As they flag I see myself loosin' channel views, fool
I'm the kinda G the little noobies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Blowin' Chen in the street light


Been spending most their lives
Browsin' through the Youtube Paradise
Been spending most their lives
Browsin' through the Youtube Paradise

Keep spending most our lives
Bloggin' in the YouTube Paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Bloggin' in the YouTube Paradise


Look at the situation, they got me facin
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by boh3m3
So I gotta be in the most sub'd team
Too much WineKone watchin' got me chasin dreams


I'm a educated fool wit 'scribers on my mind
Got my cam in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a low down blogger, video whack
But my sub-base is cool, so don't flag my videos, fool


Loss ain't nuthin but a bad vid' away
I'm livin life blog-or-die ah, what can I say?
'Like twenty-three thou', would be nice to see twenty-fo'
The way things is goin I don't know


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the vids we love -- con-tain me


Been spending most their lives
Browsin' through the Youtube Paradise
Been spending most their lives
Browsin' through the Youtube Paradise

Keep spending most our lives
Bloggin' in the YouTube Paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Bloggin' in the YouTube Paradise

Power and the ratings, ratings and the power
Comment after comment, hour after hour
Everybody's clickin', but half of them ain't lookin
It's goin on in the blog world, but they dont know what's cookin


They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they won't subscribe now, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't -- I guess they won't
I guess they front; that's why I know my vids are are outta luck, fool


Been spending most their lives
Browsin' through the Youtube Paradise
Been spending most their lives
Browsin' through the Youtube Paradise

Keep spending most our lives
Bloggin' in the YouTube Paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Bloggin' in the YouTube Paradise

Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the vids we love -- con-tain me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the vids we love -- con-tain me

Written by Dan James
Oct 05 2006
http://www.youtube.com/jordanjamesjj
thejordanjames.com

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• Youtube Song

[portvale92]

lol great vid

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks!

[NashTax]

nice!

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks

[wstoner]

5 stars Jordan. This one just might get you noticed big time :)

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks mate, I hope so! :) - It seems like it has just faded out now :(

[MusicDo0d]

no



[paulitamj]

You are so funny!

I love the way you dance :P

[xxpolexx]

u rap like a robot

[nufclass08]

Wow really funny and great lyrics! ilu x

[ChelseaCAckerman]

I thought it was pretty clever and I agree.

I wish I could dance like that.

[beybeegurlie]

AHHH best dance moves EVER!

[Quitarias]

Awesome. It is simply awesome. Wish i could give more then 5 stars.

[shesapartygurl]

lmfao...

Jordan-amazing dance skills

Dan-awsome rap lyrics

wasnt it orig. amish paradise? lol

Video Request: U guys should have a dance off only make it the worst moves u could possibly think of it would be helleriouse

[ajh42886]

I'm the kinda G that lil newbies wanna be like

thank you for a good laugh, happy 420, props =)

[johncantees]

you get off beat.

Although the lyrics are pretty clever.