My Inner Life Pt. 4

Still not appropriate for children.

Having known each other for a few months, Link and Jenna decide to get married. Most couples wait a few years, but this is wish-fulfillment, and doesn't need to make sense.

Sauces:
They Might Be Giants, "I've Got a Fang"
The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time, "Item Get Fanfare"
Herman's Hermits, "I am Henry VIII"
Bride of the Monster
Billy Idol, "White Wedding"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• zelda
• jenna
• silverblade
• link
• nintendo
• legend
• ocarina
• jen
• fanfic
• dramatic
• reading
• fan
• fiction
• terrible
• awful
• horrible
• lucid
• dreams
• linksqueen

[LordlyJeremy]

You apparently didn't notice it, but at 3:52-ish the text says Jenna was "marring" Link, instead of "marrying" him. Which is so very, very appropriate.

[manwithoutabody]

@LordlyJeremy I must have missed that. Sometimes I accidentally pronounce words correctly. You know how it is.

[YoshiShell]

I love how you make Zelda sound like a jew.

[manwithoutabody]

@YoshiShell Wait, what?

[ReyesA13]

I'm sorry to bother you with this, but, does anyone know the name of the song that plays in the very begining of the video? I've been looking for that song for months...

[manwithoutabody]

@ReyesA13 "I've Got a Fang", by They Might Be Giants.

[WhitePawn]

Oh yes Jen, Princess Zelda's mother the queen would have ignored her own biological child and let YOU inherit her priceless-gem-incrusted bracelet. What fucking balls.

[NimhShambler]

AN THAN JOHN WUZ A ZOMBIE! Seriously. I don't see how you survive this.

[RussiaSama83]

...Wasn't it stated in OOT that Zelda was a tomboy? At the very least, she spent seven years pretending to be a man, so I really can't see her sitting around braiding Mary Sue's hair.

[KaraMayonakaSora]

Hot damn that dress description just pretty much blew My Immortal out of the water as far as unnecessary clothing descriptions go.

[comradesmithnakov]

Still not appropriate for children.

*Still not appropriate for humans.

[Tomonator7]

So....she was willing to risk pregnancy at that time, even though she was not married to him and thought she was going to have to leave him? Great choice there!

Also, Zelda is not your handmaiden, and no one wears the triforce except the royal family. I don't care what you say, Jenna, you are NOT part of the royal family, and the princess would not be attending to you, no matter how strong your "friendship" is.

[qwardofanima]

5:57-6:30 Perfect delivery followed by a very confusing description of a hair-do followed by another perfectly delivered line. Well done sir.

[tritinification]

Of course, she gives herself to him, and he is loyal, and asks if he'd marry her. Not that I'd expect Link to run off but ...~ Seriously... Leaving me dying in my seat in laughter with your reading, thanks!

[CherryFairy02]

Apparently, women in Hyrule have the status of women in the 1950s. They're able to join the work force and support themselves, but only until they get married off and are socially obligated to be housewives. Who knew?

[riffraff430]

I choked when I saw King Henry VIII