The Colbert Report - Absinthe abstinence

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The Colbert Report - The WØRD - Colbert takes a pledge of abstinence from absinthe with his younger veiwers:

"I, state your name, do hereby pledge to practice absinthe-tinence by remaining absinthe-tinent from absinthe."

"Since absinthe incidents in many instences induce incipient synthetic inspiration, and sinister synthetic insistance on sin, I sincerely insist I'll be absent from instances of absinthe injestion this instant."

To view the full clip, go to this link on the Colbert Nation website: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/123820/october-29-2007...

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[MidwesternDiva]

ingestion is spelled with a g not a j. This is one of my favorite Words.

[ColbertsHippo]

I know. I wanted to see how many people caught that.

[simsoy55]

i have all theise fakes! post the real versoin, and while you at it post a real SNL version of dear sister, so many fakes

[ColbertsHippo]

I don't have the real version, and if I did, the Viacommies would have taken it down.

PS Why SNL?

[SusanMarie]

I was hoping someone would post this - thank you! Hilarious!

[ColbertsHippo]

Me too! I searched and nothing came up, the episode came on, I had my computer mic, I added some stuff to make it a video, and now it's on YouTube!

[kayleekali]

I just about pissed myself when I saw this! thank you so much for posting it!

[zach100590]

i know this is hella late, but can anyone tell me which episode this was???

[phildrice]

LOOK AT THIS BECASUE THE ABSENCE I KNOW IS AWOL

[TheChaosconnor]

is that good or bad?

[SimultaneousHonk]

He did the voice for president on MVA lol.

[Guppywarlord]

I watch Colbert all the time XD this is hilarious

[Guppywarlord]

Lol I love this Episode.

[grazon]

He did do one of the voices on ace and gary.

[TyrantRaveAB]

LOL that was good

[Goetia78]

steven colbert is the shit