Bust a Move PARODY - Christmas version

MC Santa breaks it down with Jack Frost and Frosty the Snowman in this parody of Young MC's "Bust a Move". Enjoy :)

LYRICS:
Santa Claus:
Bust it.

This here's a song for all the kids.
Because my nice list is off the grids.
Instead of breaking my back in two,
Here's this year's present for all of you.
Just a parody of Young MC.
All of you know I'm doing this legally.
So now that that is out of the way,
Here is the rap that I've made today.
You'd better believe, on Christmas Eve,
I check my list twice before I leave.
Load all the gifts and then I take off,
With eight magic reindeer and Rudolph.
I got my boots and I got my suit,
Delivering presents on my sleigh route.
Christmas time is the time of my groove.
So every year I bust a move.

Just bust a move.

Jack Frost:
Yo, Santa Claus, go and get lost.
Give it up for the one and only Jack Frost.
I freeze up your windows for no reason.
And take your toes in the winter season.
Hey, old man, I demand.
Leave your job and leave this land.
There's room for one in this North Pole.
And that's me, 'cause I'm out of control
What now, fatty, you're just batty.
Leave and go to Cincinnati.
What's cooler than cool? Ice cold, that's me.
I'll beat you like I did in The Santa Clause 3.
You heard this sprite; you know I'm right.
I'm loading on the eggnog tonight.
So bring it on Santa, you know you're going to lose.
So what are you going to do, hey bust a move.

Just bust a move.

Frosty the Snowman:
Yo, what up fools, this is really cool.
I'm Frosty the Snowman and I'm breaking the rules.
'Cause I shouldn't be alive yet I guess I am.
Don't point it out, 'cause I don't give a DARN.
Just so you know, I'm made of snow.
Leaving puddles everywhere I go.
It's way too hot, should be 0 degrees.
So I can enjoy the winter breeze.
I got a magic hat, you know that.
I think it makes me look kind of fat.
But I can't take it off and I think you know why.
If I do I might as well say goodbye.
I disapprove of your groove.
I get real funky when I bust a move.
If it gets too hot then I guess I'll say,
'I'll be back again some day!'

Oh, and, um, bust a move.



Santa:
STOP.
Santa time.
This is very unnecessary.
There's too many people and I'm getting weary.
Where'd you guys come from, how'd you get here?
Both of you are ruining my career.
Get your tree, clean your chimney.
I don't want dirt to get on me, see.
After all is done, I'll get your gifts.
I'd like a reward, if you catch my drift.
Ho ho ho, get your mistletoe.
Put it with the holly everywhere you go.
Christmas joy is my ultimate goal.
But if you're naughty, all you're getting is coal.
In red and white, always out of sight.
I really hope I don't get frostbite.
Santa is real, this ain't a trick.
You better watch out for old Saint Nick.

Just bust a move.

Peace out.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• parody
• rap
• song
• santa
• clause
• kris
• kringle
• saint
• nick
• christmas
• hip
• hop
• jack
• frost
• frosty
• snowman

[philmickcrackin1]

haha cool FIRST