"I Just Can't Wait to be Cast"
Lyrics by Bryan Plofsky
BFA! BFA! BFA!
Verse 1
I'm gonna be a famous star, so faculty beware.
My voice, my speech, my pretty face; all will take me there.
Preparing for the shows this year, stress and panic attacks.
We wait and wait til 4a.m., then cram for the callbacks.
Lauren: "I really hope I get on stage before I graduate!"
Oh, I just can't wait to be cast!
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"Be Prepared"
Lyrics by Max Lawrence
Dialogue by Gary Howell, Bryan Plofsky, and Jay Schmidt
Andrew: We ne'er thought our first year essential.
Matt: You're young. Please, let us explain.
Vicki and Eliza: And maybe, they've a glimmer of potential.
But this place can be fucking insane!
Verse 1
We see you've got great expectations.
In high school, you earned every lead.
But if you're to reach graduation,
We've warnings that you ought to heed.
You're climbing a slippery slope now,
On a road you've not traveled before.
Although you think you've got the know-how,
You don't have a clue what's in store.
Chorus 1
So prepare to abandon your comforts.
Be prepared for the frights that await.
The muscles we're working,
Ten hours rehearsing.
Dan: "Scene partners are greedy."
The ghost we call Petey.
Rehearse, don't be tardy.
Just sleep off that party.
Jay: "Thank sober friends who always cared."
Corrie: "Remember that tongue that we shared?"
Be prepared!
Erin: "Yeah! We'll be prepared... for what?"
Joanna: "For the next for years of your life."
Andrew: "In here you have to give respect to get respect, you little speck of nothing!"
Alex: "They've no idea what they're in for."
Jeff: "Yes! Like remember the International Phonetic Alphabet and Rasa Boxes?"
Patrick: "Everyone, HASYA!"
All: Hysterical laughing...
Lauren: "Five, six, seven eight..."
Verse 2
Review is now called presentation,
A chance to show others your art.
To return you will need invitation.
Not an end, but merely a start.
You'll have dance instructors who tell you,
"You've been doing this wrong all these years."
In here, there is no God to yell to
As you drown in your blood, sweat, and tears.
Chorus 2
So prepare to be battered and broken.
Be prepared to get ripped every day.
Scenes not to your liking.
This Sunday, you're striking.
We'll have a good time- aaaaah.
Breathe through your vagina.
Let's share some drug habits,
And then fuck like rabbits.
We'll wake up and see how we fared.
Jay: "Work hard, and if so, you'll be spared."
Be prepared!
So now you feel ready?
Freshman: "We're scared!"
Be prepared!
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BREAK FOR NOTES AND SOPHOMORE PEAK FALSE ALARM
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"Hakuna Matata"
Lyrics by Max Lawrence
Verse 1
Hakuna Matata. It's the Dillingham Way.
Hakuna Matata. That's what we came to say.
It means we're there for you each and every day.
It's some good advice.
So let's spread some nice
Hakuna Matata.
Verse 2
Jonathan and Ben: "Why, way back in our freshman year..."
All: Way back in our freshman year...!
Meryl: "Hold please! When we begin, we're going to take it from "We were young." Wait for my go please. Go ahead, Lee."
RB: "Five, six, seven..."
All: We were young, we were silly, and we hadn't a clue,
But some great upperclassmen helped guide us on through.
We still had some bumps to work out on our own...
And we fought, and we laughed, and we cried, and we've grown!
Bridge
So now it's our turn (At last it's our turn.)
To share what we've learned! (Wait, what did we learn?)
Just try not to freak, (Head's up, don't freak.)
During Sophomore Str---
Jay: "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We can't say that in front of the freshmen."
Verse 3
Hakuna Matata. Yeah that's just what we said.
Hakuna Matata. Get that into your head.
Fuck the drama. Share some lovin' instead.
And turn the next few years
Into great careers.
Hakuna Matata.
Hakuna Matata. x14
It means we're there for you each and every day.
So let's fill Dillingham
With a little damn
Hakuna Matata.
Hakuna Matata. Hakuna Matata.
Hakuna Matata. Hakuna Matata...
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Rasa Improvby viavicarious991 views
cool vid brother!!!
babygurl59033 2 years ago
This was a dress rehearsal, which is why there is no clapping or anything. Fun times!
jalent1986 3 years ago