TotemlyCool [Furious Phil] - WoW Cypher

The Draenai Woman Link:
http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs45/f/2009/083/b/2/Draenei__paladin_by_azazel1944...

Shout outs to RedEye, your vids are epic!
http://www.youtube.com/user/RedEyeLobine
TotemlyCool got called out in his video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfW6_-tMITo&feature=channel


Its time to kick this cypher off with our gangster rap style! You know what time it is! Furious Phil is going off in this freestyle lol. Its not to be taken serious because it was just for FUN

So who's next???? Xylan!!!!! YOUR TURN BUDDY!!!
http://www.youtube.com/user/XylanProductions

WE took the liberty of writing down all his lyrics

[Furious Phil]
I got them wondering who who who is gonna cypher next
Furious Phil; Im jumping in it like its cyber sex
They wonderin who who who is gonna cypher next
Furious Phil; Im jumping in it like its cyber sex

Im Furious Phil and Im a pally for real
Ima tank but I can go retribution or heal
My game is so perfected so dont ever disrespect it
I can tank a level 80 40-man raid naked
But Im not Athene so miss me with that gay mess
You claim you are the best stop havin sex with same sex
All these fake wow rapping Eminems hate me
Theyre throwing punch lines but crushing blows cant break me
I eat heat then I spit it out until I cant speak
Im even hot when I sleep; Im burning holes in my sheets
And my code lines cant be broken down by closed minds
So I hold iron and chop chop until I fold spines
Yea bend over bitch Ill spank your ass like a gangster
Now youre lookin at me all shocked like a taser
Im a shockadin; shocking taking all your oxygen
Cypher PVP theyre like why nobody stopping him
Stopping me? No! I keep them running like a soccer team
They say Im over powered cuz theres nobody stopping me
Yea my nick name is the juggernaut bitch
And I got more game than the makers of Blizz
and everybody wants to know what I did Xylan
Just tell them I drove over his little gnome like a pylon
He stole my videos hes faker than some nylon
so I came back to gobble him up like a python
and these WoW heads like what the hell am I on?
in game recording my killings while Im yelling, Hi mom!
Yes, the Horde is hating cuz Im Alli
they said I should go holy like a Rabbi
Im yelling no, no, no! the priest got mind control
So watch my fatal blow; watch his body hit the floor
Hes yelling help me yo! They tell him no, no, no
thats Furious Phil! sorry buddy but I got to go
Im born and raised in the streets of Stormwind
they got me ready for the level 80 raids at level 10
and no I cant rest, Dragonstar across my chest
If youre stepping to me buddy then you better come correct

Category:

Comedy

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[bosniaFTW]

good god that draienai pic is fucking hot almost looks so real Nice song:D

[NocturnalKarnage]

1:25 boner

[LifelessSleepy]

@paperboysrocks meant the vid lol typo soz

[paperboysrocks]

@LifelessSleepy ur vid, tho druidboyz made the song..

[Uppupiyer]

"hey gigi come holler at me baby" best part

[iLoveOreos2]

All the dislikes missed the like button, fail

[jeffbreichner]

so did 23 people's hand jerk?

[Longshot3181]

Hands down the best video game related song ever. phil has serious skills

[Sladepheonix]

i want that pic with the dude swinging a sword! pure epic.

(same can be said about the song)

[punj4b1pk3r]

Y O U  A R E A G O D!

[Rezsha56]

I GET DRAENEI PUSSY!!!