The S.O.S. Brigade Faces Horribly Retarded Characters

Gosh, did Haruhi really deserve this? I mean nobody should suffer the horrendous torcher of horribly retarded characters so she brung a friend with her and a member of the S.O.S. Brigade running literature, Yuki Nagato. Together they face some of the most retarded Mugen characters EVAR. These characters are so horribly retarded I had to add an extra quickie at the end to showcase the torture these retards can unleash against the Mugen world.

Note: The background msuic is called "Old School Hollywood" by System of a Down. Why them? Because they're like one of the most awesome band ever to grace the music world. It fits the stage apparantly.

Now on to our horribly retarded victims:

1)Duke Nukem (Juan Carlos and TheCraftyTitan): It's no wonder why this charcter seems all too familiar especially since ean even more retarded character that sprite swapped Duke Nukem is Max Payne by King Star. The sprite work seriously makes me puke, It's like the authors just ripped graphics and stills from the Duke Nukem games and made up the entire sprites of the characters. Totally stiff. Totally unlively. Totally retarded. Brokeness galore with overpowered attacks, 1500 Health, cheap AI, infinites, and even a one-hit-KO move. He also says lines at times that doesn't make sense and his winposes are even more retarded.

2)Willow (Ice King): Oh my.... This was suppost to be an Arcueid edit made into Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer found at Mugenation but she is nothing like the character, nothing at all. Horribly coded, crap gameplay, a broken Lv3 that does 800 damage and 300 block damage, badly misaligned sprites, and awkward animations (for one she can moonwalk during her backwalk animation). This "creation" is a failure in all aspects and is an insult to Arcueid herself. The worst part is Ice King was lazy in giving her real custom hitsounds and even has KFM's KO cry.

3)Obese Cheese Boy (Neo Death): Is this even suppost to be a character? I am surprise he comes with a descriptive Read Me file at all. This character seriouly ranks high tier in crappiness and his sprites and animation looks worse than anything from a small child's drawing not to mention he has no custom hitsounds or voicepack. Overpowered attacks and the fact he can put you into an infinite by spamming his dash while you are against a corner gives him his broken factors. I'd rather play Superman 64 than let this character stay in my Mugen roster.

4)Neo Sonic (Trial Force and Midnight Spirit): I don't care what anyone says. I think Neo Sonic is a horribly retarded character and I can see it clearly. He's well known for being very broken, overpowered, and possessing cheap, spammers AI but little know why is he retarded. First off the most significant retarded factor is right in your face. His sprite work is fugly as hell and his animations are equally awkward. This character is also horribly buggy and has some of the most shittiest collision boxes I have ever seen which is nearly up to the level of Sephiroth and hitboxes can disappear in his specific stun animations. His soundpack is very incredibly stupid as his voice is annoying with an intro having Amy Rose sounding like a British news reporter and the other two buddies speak no sense.

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• haruhi
• suzumiya
• yuki
• nagato
• SOS
• brigade
• duke
• nukem
• willow
• obese
• cheese
• boy
• neo
• sonic
• retards
• retarded
• mugen

[nextjetset]

gay

[Ampchu]

u mad?

[ryuhoshibusa2]

by the way,remember me?i complimented you

[Ampchu]

Yeah, I noticed due to the last two previous comments but I don't have Obese Cheese Boy anymore since I tend to get rid of the retarded characters that I beatdown.

[AntiJDS]

Who made this song? it's awesome.

[Ampchu]

It's "Old School Hollywood" by System of a Down

[tailstwister]

Why the heck does everyone wine about neo-sonic's AI? You probably didn't even change his AI in his DEF file cause when you download him he defaults with BOSS AI you CAN change it to normal or even no AI...

[Drg0nzo1]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but im all out of gum.

[TheIransonic]

I'm making neo sonic V2 and can you send me the obese cheese boy plz?

[TheIransonic]

Plz tell me where you got the Obese Cheese Boy!!!

[twilightgirlfan11]

what game is ths and those are retarted chaters

[Alicechan49]

duke nukem sucks but can you send him to me? my friend loves duke nukem i know its horrible but can you send it to me?

[soniclenkirbyfan8]

Neo sonic looks the best out of all of them and thats saying alot.

[ShadowSpark220]

Ol' Dukey made The Nightmare look like a joke with that OHKO! :lol:

[Avaquaire]

@Msnshame Noticed @ the end he rips the hurricane kick from street fighter?

[trextrex65]

Neo Sonic is the ugly sonic ever see of all sonic's world

he is looks like mix with human and animal

i think the best sonic for mugen is sonic by MUGEN Hunter