Chris-chan on a date with Emily [March 2009]

I realize this is old but it wasn't added here, so I added it to the collection. From the CWCki: "In March 2009, shortly after Julie turned out to be a 13 year old boy, Chris vowed that he would return to his real life exploits of stalking women in public places in order to gain his sweetheart. Emily, a journalism student and head of the Sonichu Girls Fan Club chapter at West Virginia University (and totally not a troll), decided to take Chris up on his offer and asked if he'd liked to go out to lunch sometime.

Chris actually stood up Emily the first time because he was so stressed from his parents arguing if she was real or not. Bob believed that Emily was sincere and truly wanted to meet Chris while Barb was more suspicious. Chris's small mind could not handle two simultaneous arguments and so he crashed into slumber. Emily was pissed off about this and demanded that Chris reschedule. Chris agreed and a new date was set.

Chris did meet up for the date, except he brought his 81-year-old father, Bob Chandler along. Yes, he brought his dad on his first date. At least it wasn't his mother, though."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• chris-chan
• chris
• chan
• christian
• weston
• chandler
• cwc
• date
• emily
• troll
• picklesuit
• pickleman
• pickle

[chrisluvshacks]

she looked like she was having a good time, she never stopped smiling

[TheP3NDU1UM]

R.I.P. Bob. He just wanted to get some ass.

[FokkerTISM2]

@chrisluvshacks That's because the guy who uploaded this stuck an awesome face over Emily for censorship purposes.

[Shadowhumper360]

@Dstn457 That was his dad!? Who brings their dad to a date?

[MiHiVidz]

@VerendumGames If he does get sent to jail for a long period, he'll either go stircrazy from lack of Playstation & buttplugs, or get shanked on his first day in GenPop.

[VerendumGames]

@MiHiVidz Here's hoping that jail will make him less of a shithead.

[MiHiVidz]

@VerendumGames Oh, it's more than mere trespassing. There's also matters like assault (misdemeanor) and failure to stop at the scene of an accident. His pro bono lawyer can't get the charges dropped, and that tells me that the State is finally getting sick of Chris and has plans to do something about the spoiled manbaby at last.

[MiHiVidz]

Ten seconds into the video, and Chris is already pawing all over her like the perv that he is.

[Dstn457]

@MiHiVidz Even the mom knew better than to expect any girl to ACTUALLY be interested in CWC. Obviously his dad just insisted on going because it was the closest he'd ever get to a teenage boyfriend-free girl in decades. Maybe he saw this as his ticket, I bet he touched himself that night at the thought of sitting at the same table as her, and possibly even had his own delusional master plan of seducing CWC's "sweetheart".

[VerendumGames]

@EatTinker He's still around, he's just going through a series of hearings for trespassing.

[kloppeder100]

@EatTinker It's all real. 

[EatTinker]

@Dorminay42 Is Chris Chan for real, or is he completely playing some kind of role for giggles? Whatever happened to him? I don't know if what I read about him is real or not.