My thoughts on SUBWAY

I use to love some subway, before a wrestling match... But not after I saw, what goes in a bread batch... Five dollar footlong, is it really a good deal? To me fake chicken, does not appeal... People complain, about the price, well they should because our food has lice... If these things, make you queazy, just don't go there, it's so easy... This song, is what subway is to me, If you don't pay for your sandwich, I wonder why it was free;) big Philly cheesesteaks, priced at 8 bucks, this is subway people I'd rather eat dinner with the shmucks... Eat fresh at subway, it's so healthy, be careful my friends, Jared is trying to be sneaky... Notice there are 6 grams of fat, in one sub, only if there is no cheese or any good stuff... Now everybody I'm not tryin to scare you away, maybe I see these things because I work at a gas station subway... People see burnt meet, something no one likes, but I'm stairing at the hair in it, thinking yikes! If a customer is rude, ill be rude right back, by adding some expired meet, to your mid day snack. I made the rest up on the spot...

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Comedy

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