RiffTrax w/Mike Nelson: Beowulf sample

For years we at RiffTrax have lived under the mistaken belief that we are Beowulf. So we were shocked when a cartoon version of Ray Winstone squeezed into a tiny pair of leather battle panties (LBPs) and set us straight in no uncertain terms. And he's right - HE. IS. BEOWULF!! Though it took some getting used to the idea that we are not Beowulf, in all honesty it's been a whole lot more pleasant to come into the office and see pants where one once saw nothing but a sea of LBPs.

But if you haven't yet exceeded your limit, may we suggest you download our hilarious new RiffTrax for Beowulf in which a fully clothed Mike, Kevin and Bill take on our less than clothed hero, his extremely unclothed lizardy paramour (played with gusto by Digi-lina Jolie), and a disappointingly unclothed Anthony Hopkins.

IT! IS! FUNNY!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mst3k
• rifftrax
• beowulf
• cinematic
• titanic
• icwxp
• funny
• video

[RubyCosmos]

The RiffTrax are more worth the money than the movies themselves. :3

[Headbanger142]

It was then that I saw Kevin Costner drinking his own urine....

[TOHOFIEND54]

sigh...too much cg

[Jangobadass]

They probably didn't catch it cause they hadn't riffed that movie yet...but the sea monsters look like one eyed versions of the Buraki & Immogi from D-War! XD

[orrestrnden]

.. Miiiiiiikkkkeee haaawwwkkkeee!

[dilps]

"It was then that I saw Kevin Kosner drinking his own urine!"

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

"If I ever burst through the eye of a ginat sea creature, I'll have a better line than MIKE~!"

[Iamafishproductions]

1:07-1:12 In the original script, Beowulf was supposed to scream that line while on a motorcycle jumping out of a helicopter and playing 'Through the Fire and Flames' on an electric guitar. But not enough of the test audience's heads exploded from watching it.

[notanon666]

Is that Tirion Fordrings voice as beowulf?!?!

[Vortigern99]

Gary Busey!! LOL