Vogon Poetry Tag

Tagged by Tookiguy. Not my usual style, but thought I'd give it a go! Hope it's bad enough!


They've prob been tagged already, but if not I tag MannyFandango, BoundlessEyes (or WordsWithoutBounds!) and princessanniki :-)


Neeeeyyaaaa!
Oh fobblegrep, thou great wobturbling flump,
the egret went to gobblegep
and took a flucking dump

He heldeth then his luscious turd
and speaketh this baboobled word:

Rrrarroobly boobly little poo,
I'd like to have a speak with you,
you pretty, flitty little treat,
that beeneth once a thing I'd eat,

thou knobbled darling from my bowel,
my life is sorrowfully foul.

my lonely fellowed furrowed brow,
my furry tonguied mummy cow
and daddy doo hath left me now

I am as lonely as a towel,
I am as bony as a trowel.

Oh little poo,
my only pal,
you sacred goo,
your presence shall

unbend me like the scrumpling dark,
befriend me gayly in the park,
the pickled puckered pitta bread,
the mungly mothered git named Fred.

Out thou scrumpet!
Troubled trumpet.
Bump the bumbit,
crunch the crumpet.

Carbon dated,
heavy plated,
shit a brick,
your prick's outdated.

Capitulate to my cretinous creed.
If you crick me, doth not I bleed?

uh huh, indeed.

If you hold an onion to your crotch,
doth not your crotch
cry 'AIH AIH AIH OTCH!'?!

I like your elbows better without the mildew.

Salad.

Not salad.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• vogon poetry
• mannyfandango
• princessanniki
• boundlesseyes

[oojamaflipper]

ah man this is fookin mint, like. had to come back n watch it again again

[recklessragdoll]

@oojamaflipper Thank you lovely man! Although I think you must be a masochist to want to watch Vogon poetry over and over, unless I haven't made it vogon enough ;-)

[TookiGuy]

By the way, have you sent the people you've tagged PMs?

AdamHintz is totally oblivious. Though he doesn't see the poet type.

I'm looking forward to princessanniki's vogon poetry, nice choice tagging her.

[recklessragdoll]

@TookiGuy I have indeed! Although I don't know who AdamHintz is??!

[womanwheart]

Wow.............

[fulishproductions]

zomg. <#, i mean <3, to infinitee

[foreskinforest]

You need a good shag

[Coui0112358]

lol...amazing

[princessannikki]

awesome :)

[TookiGuy]

@recklessragdoll He's the last person to find out I tagged him, but you'd only be interested in his channel if you're familiar with Derrick Jensen or Daniel Quinn and are into the whole anti-civilization debate.

He was the only one to get the "Why We're Jeffreys" reference in the video for that reason.

Instead of rambling(must... not...), I'd just recommend 'Ishmael' if you're interested. The main focus of the book is a pseudo-telepathic gorrilla, so...

Yeah.