Brødrene Dal - Granbarkebirkebeiner

Brødrene Dal- Granbarkebirkebeiner with english lyrics


Barrjompeditt-bam, bidintan-tei, rappatappatapp, ruppetuppemei.
Barrjompeditt-bam, bidintan-tei, rappatappatapp, ruppetuppemei.

The Firbark-a-birkebeiners diet is, fungus, potatoes and wild berries.
The Firbark-a-birkebeiners life is bad, low-quality shoes and low profile.
The Firbark-a-birkebeiners women can, burp and drink and fight like a man.

When a Firbark-a-birkebeiner goes berserk, he breaks all in his way, cause he is so fucking strong.
There is nothing that work on us, if youve fungus in your pussy, our eyes will cross!
There might be some, wholl think you are vulgar, cause you stink of sweat and puke, and sour toes.
But that is all OK, in Norway where we live, cause we never brush our teeth, and we shower once a year.
Ji-ha!

The Firbark-a-birkebeiners diet is, fungus, potatoes and wild berries.
The Firbark-a-birkebeiners life is bad, low-quality shoes and low profile.
The Firbark-a-birkebeiners women can, burp and drink and fight like a man.
The Firbark-a-birkebeiner yuck and ick, the Firbark-a-birkebeiner smells like poo.

We leave for robberies, and thats not good, for the people whom we rob, but we dont give a damn.
We burn down all we do not steal, and are quite bad, to one and every man -and bring their women with us home.
And when the raid is over, we throw a vikingfeast, it lasts throughout the week, as vikingparties do.
We chew on rags, and eat one horse per man, and after that we multi-fart to make powerful winds.
Ji-ha!

[Instrumental]

The Firbark-a-birkebeiner bad, bad man, burps and drinks and fights like a man.
The Firbark-a-birkebeiner yuck and ick, the Firbark-a-birkebeiner smells like poo.

But far inside him, in beyond the hard and cold mail,
when-I-picked-off-the-lice-and-pinched-my-nose-so-I-wouldnt-smell-my-sweat-anymo­re,
there really hides another man, a little, seasick man, sick of killing daily to make a living,
sick of eating raw wolf and boiled bear and smoked bird with union.
Some of us dream of a healthy, modern diet with lots of vegs and fruit.
To pat a little sweet dog without being afraid to be the softy
Perhaps buy a book, and start a reading club?
Go to the opera now and then, and- [giggle], perhaps wear womens clothes [giggle] and invite strange men home at night! [Laugh]
Yeaaah, well, I didnt say that Forget it.

[Instrumental]

Repeat x2:
The Firbark-a-birkebeiners diet is, fungus, potatoes and wild berries.
The Firbark-a-birkebeiners life is bad, low-quality shoes and low profile.
The Firbark-a-birkebeiners women can, burp and drink and fight like a man.
The Firbark-a-birkebeiner yuck and ick, the Firbark-a-birkebeiner smells like poo!


I did not write the lyrics. i just made the "video"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• brødrene dal
• klm
• granbarkebirkebeiner
• english lyrics
• lyrics
• funny
• norwegian
• viking
• song

[Joacost]

En ting dog : Fleinsopp i fletta - ikke fetta :P

[lykketrolle06]

@Joacost men som sagt i description. er ikke jeg som har skrevet teksten:p

[bratteland]

JEG FANT DEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

[MrSituationgamer]

YEEH FANT DEN !!! :D



[MEponyfan]

Skikkelig kul sang!

BRØDRENE DAL ROCKER!!

[Joacost]

Ah, fikk ikke med meg den setningen :P

[wiidude1000]

lol ja den sangen

[TigrisCariosus]

JESS!  endelig! x)

[1234aksel]

Den var vanskelig å finne, hurra !

[Bidmartinlo]

RÅTT!! :D

[Kaffekong1]

KONGE!!!