Danny Mendlow - Apocalypse... Now

http://funnybusiness.ca/roster.php?id=199 - Contact to book Danny Mendlow for stand-up shows.

Recorded live at Yuk Yuks Toronto, January 2nd, 2011

2012 end of the world, mayan calendar, apocalypse, bible biblical prophecies revelations, end of days, doomsday, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger california steps down resigns, Jesse Ventura 911 conspiracy theory, bp oil spill gulf of mexico, earthquake haiti chile china, floods, President Barack Obama, Danny Mendlow, stand up comedy
Quotes in this video are taken from 25 of Arnies finest films:
Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recall, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes Arnold Schwarzenegger training

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• 2012 end of the world
• mayan calendar
• apocalypse
• end of days
• doomsday
• bp oil spill gulf of mexico
• earthquake haiti chile china
• floods
• President Barack Obama
• Danny Mendlow
• stand up comedy
• schwarzenegger
• jesse
• ventura
• conspiracy
• theory

[KurtisWSmith]

Werd up Danny, The good Ol' Arnie I love it need to post the Arnie Rap " GET DOWN"

[DannyMendlow]

@KurtisWSmith It's on reverbnation com search 'toofartv' and you can download it for free

[N30K4L]

It was badass. Only wish I didn't have to crank that shit to eleven and put a stethoscope to the speaker just to hear his voice.

[xXNimbleXx]

This guy is so underrated. He deserves to be a headlining comedian, instead of fucking Dane Cook.

[xawesomex5]

@xXNimbleXx

This dude is fucking Dane Cook? Nice!

[xxpeniskingxx]

@FirefightingEMS Do you know what the word theory means? Theory means "A set of principles on which the practice of an activity is based", not necessarily not a fact. Please don't say things unless you know what you're talking about.

[bdk00]

@FirefightingEMS

Please tell me you're joking. If "The Lord Jesus Christ" is real, then I command him to come down to Earth and suck my dick. If he was willing to die for my sins, then surely he would be willing to provide me with a simple blowjob, no? By the way, he did not appear, and he certainly did not suck my dick.

[bdk00]

@xXNimbleXx

My sentiments exactly. I mean, who gives a fuck who shit on the coats?

[MrsLeopardpool]

@FirefightingEMS Hey you know what else is a theory?? Gravity! :D I bet you don't believe in that either because it's a theory!

[FirefightingEMS]

First off the cell theory is a theory, not a fact! The Lord Jesus Christ is real and everyone will be judged standing right in front of our father in heaven!!!!!! God Bless!!!

[FirefightingEMS]

First off the cell theory is a theory, not a fact! The Lord Jesus Christ is real and everyone will be judged standing right in front of our father in heaven!!!!!! God Bless!!!

[waitwhatwasthat]

Is there a transcript? So I can tell what he's saying?

[theonewiththeface922]

6:42 = God.