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Captain Kirk: Space Rapist (Star Trek Spoof)

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  • DAMN IT, JIM, where'd you go sticking your little pecker into now? Good god man!

    Fucking best line ever

  • "Captuhn Kurk! Captuhn Kurk! Captuhn Kurk! Captuhn Kurk!"

    "What is it Jackoff?"

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  • I heard this once, straight from one of the original actors. When they were coming up with items to label under star trek was condoms for virgins with the slogan to boldly go where no man has gone before on the package :P

  • Would like to hear Shatner say pussy pounder haha

  • "Look it's not going to suck itself."

  • Look at Kirk in the interview:

    He has tits. All pointy.

    Why does Captain Kirk have tits?

  • If you want to meet Trekkies check out w w w startrekdating (dot) com

  • "I have superiors?" so Kirk-like.

  • Oops I thought sex was how we greet on Earth.

  • the computer's voice is so calming....

  • with warp drives, the federation is unable to leave our galaxy, so there could not be accounts of rape beyond the milky way,... someone with trans warp is setting Kirk up!

  • hahaha, I loved it! Genius work!

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