New Years Resolutions
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Get a vasectomy. That 's what I did. I find leaving birth control up to women is very unwise.
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It's the only real method of safe sex it doesn't have the potential for causing child support payments, and it's a great way to relieve stress.
Plus nobody wants a case of blue balls.
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Hmmm... Well, I suppose there really is no good reason not to jack off. Thanks, St Depravicus!
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I made a New Year's Resolution to not make any New Year's Resolutions.
Break it as you make it, why wait?
PeterThenn 3 years ago
There you go.
Great idea.
SaintDepravicus 3 years ago
Indeed well said Eris... I never resolve to get a job after all. I make resolutions like to apply for jobs those are things I have the power to do, but by no means will I delude myself by telling me that I have the power to get a job. They are like love they can only be given and both do not exist in modern American Society.
ATF
AxiomofDiscord 3 years ago
St. Depravicus is looking at the potential for a layoff in the future (he has been lain off twice before), and seriously hates job hunting.
SaintDepravicus 3 years ago
My new news years resolution is to eat more. lol. Entertaining video. Here's a stupid resolution that I've broken Sat night. Remain single for another year, and don't ask anyone out.
Justinfh2point0 3 years ago
Remaining single is easy.
Finding the right soul mate is worth the wait.
SaintDepravicus 3 years ago