Chicken Bacon Dipper: The Hair Raiser

If it were an ordinary sub, you'd eat it an ordinary way. Now $2.99* with coupon at www.chickenbacondipper.com.

To any normal person, the new Quiznos Chicken Bacon Dipper is simply a delicious, toasty sub. But in the eyes of a true visionary, it is much more.

* See coupon for additional terms and conditions.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Quiznos
• Chicken Bacon Dipper
• Hair Raiser
• Sandwich
• Lunch
• Beard
• Painting
• food
• cheese
• artist
• painter
• canvas
• No Ordinary Sandwich

[thisiswilson2]

Did I just get laid?

[AssumesAllRisks]

This is awesome! Not only do you get a silly comercial, but you remember the product, the brand and maybe for the future, something will make you think of this ad and think...lets get a """samich"""!!!!!!

Commercials don't have to be entertaining to make you remember a product. There is a difference between remembering and using.

[alspageddi]

Dear Sara,

We don't give a fuck. Fuck you.

Sincerely,

The Team at Quiznos

[RoosterBoosterEnergy]

dafuck?

[chocochick247]

CACAW!!!

[idontknowit84]

@mitts61 Has more fun than you, any night of the week.

[mitts61]

DEAR QUIZNOS

Is the purpose of this commercial to make me gag? If so, congratulations! Cause I did. I'm also completely turned off of your character here, complete from his terrible Between Two Ferns rip off...to his disgusting breathing..to his creepy eyes.

WHAT A TERRIBLE DECISION. EPIC FAIL.

I don't want Quiznos anymore. Bleccch!!

Signed

Sara

PS My boyfriend Jonah is actually more grossed out than me.

[emmbee]

"ca caaaaah"

[Shredtastic87]

Why the hell is this funny?!?

[corncat]

No wonder they call it the "chicken bacon diaper"

[mayaswell]

love that his mustache moves with his words.

[DudleyScardsdale]

Am I going to get raped if I order this sandwich?