You're a wizard Harry

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YOUR A WIZARD HARRY


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Harry Potter Spoof! LOL
- You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

- Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

- A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

- Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

but I'm just Harry.

- Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

but I'm just Harry!

- No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

- NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

- Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

- Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

- Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

- Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

- HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

- For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

- Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!

I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE!

- My fucking WHAT?!?!

HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!

- No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.

I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL

- I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.

I'm a WHAT?!

- YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!

Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.

- This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER

I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!

- 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE

I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'

- Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.

I'll fucking NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!

- Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH

I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.

- C'MON THEN YA CUNT

SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON

- I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK

I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT

- LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK

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[hedgehoggy147]

This isn't even an argument, it's just a regular Scottish conversation.

[JooshhWilliams]

i love how they get more scottish as they get more angry

[TheAaronconnelly]

funny as fuck saw it about a millon times and still funny as fuck

[0Linerider0forever0]

I'LL FUCKIN' BURRRRRST YE

[TheCocodoey]

LOL Really funny!

[MattStevenD]

Why was this funnier when I was meant to be sleeping? xD

[royalblueblood12]

lmfao!!!



[TheScotishScott]

if you listen with headphones closely you can hear them laughing haha :L

[jessicasparkesxo]

@the13thbaktun your brother , my brother is doing it too ahah , mu got a phone call from his school saying hes been saying to everyone your a fucking wizzard and been saying lines out the video the little shit haha :) xx

[the13thbaktun]

@TheBoylansean

You're retarded.

[the13thbaktun]

This video is hilarious. My brother and I were watching it the other day and now he can't stop saying "chinky" like the guy in the video. The best part is how the fake British accents are dropped halfway through and the normal Scottish accent comes through. Ah, I'm proud to have Scottish ancestry, :D.