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Script: Just incase I speak too fast for you!
A: Are you in
B: Im in sir logging on completed and successful
A: Initiate sequence
B: Now?
A: Now!
B: initiation... initiated
A: Deployment status
B: Steady
A: Is there uptake within the rebound
B: Ha! Rebound continuous and offensive
A: Trajectory update
B: An update would be ineffectual sir, the system seems to be pre-empting each discourse making any analysis on trajectory futile
A: Then attain a standard
B: Thats difficult sir. The velocity of the mission subject is increasing. Any decisive attempt at anticipating a criterion would take more familiarisation with the program.
A: Damn it, thats time we dont have
B: Affirmative any intersection must be deployed with immediate affect
A: Increase deployment of original objective
B: Copy
A: Were running out of time
B: Sir, Im losing it
A: Maximise the reflex operative
B: Negative sir, failure imminent
A: Damn it man, stay with it. (Pause) What happened?
B: I lost
A: oh never mind. Are you putting in a rude word?
B: Yup
A: Have you accepted my Farmville invite
B: Yeah, send me some topiary
A: Why were you typing so much?

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  • spies are so stupid like u guys

  • @Neilkalb99 :o) thanks!!!

  • you are really handsome, are you asian? beautiful

  • @Demeroot Aww, thank you. I'm half filipino.

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  • ur gay

  • Muahaha

  • You are so creative!! I Love It!! Pong, too funny....*)..

    Big Hugs..

  • i found farmville secrets with this ebook

    f a r m e r t I p s . neeeeet

  • Cheers Beau,

    Most extremely Splendid Awesome acting my friend !

    Quite intense at times Excellent build up to a truly

    Marvelous punchline ! Remarkably a hilarious Drama !

    A True Comedic genius at work here ! Great timing

    right on cue !

    Two awe inspired Thumbs up and 10**********stars

    for a superior Magnificent Performance ! Bravo !

    Peace Always ! Chaz

  • So THAT'S what I been doing wrong!...

    Thanks again,Beau : )

  • 1st of alll i could bearly understand you ppl.. 2nd this shit makes no sense

  • its not dum and crap its awesome

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