Harry Potter and the Rap of Merlin's Beard

My rapping skills be awesome, yo.

Lyrics:

It's Dumbledore and I'm here to stay
I may be dead but I'm here anyway
I ruled the school and I did it so well
I made Ron Weasley say 'Bloody Hell'

I'm a painting now, just hanging on a wall
I feel so great though, ten feet tall
I'm not doing bad, I'm in great shape
So I send some pics to my homeboy Snape

Looking fine Dumbledore, like you always did
Been looking at you since I was a kid
Pretended to like a girl called Lily
But all I like is a nice big WOAH!

Come on Severus you can stop right there
Don't tell us anymore 'cause we just don't care
Besides it's me that they want to hear about
'Cause for Harry Potter the girls scream and shout!

First was Cho Chang, I knew she wouldn't harm us
But I hated the way she said 'expelliarmus'
So I had another go with Ginny Weasley instead
I have to admit, I've always liked a red head

I'm related to Ron and Hermione too
So I guess my son is their nephew
My life has become magical Eastenders
Sex scandal and drugs and a couple of benders

Lucius Malfoy, with my long white hair
So shake it baby like you just don't care
I'm better than Albus or Aberforth
Everyone look at me I whip my hair back and forth

Yo it's me everyone's favourite Slytherin
Spent most of my life just ditherin'
'Cause truth be told I'm a bad death eater
Tried to kill Hermione but I couldn't beat her

I'm the smartest witch, no one's better than me
Better run when you hear the name 'Hermione'
'Cause I know the spells no one else can cast
I'll put a curse on you and I'll make it last

I'm Voldemort the darkest wizard around
If you mess with me I'll kick you to the ground
I'll beat you and hit you and split you in half, yeah
And if that doesn't work I'll say Avada Kedavra

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Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• harry potter
• harry
• hiphop
• hermione
• rap
• granger
• daniel
• dumbledore
• snape
• lucius
• malfoy
• whips
• his
• hair
• back
• and
• forth
• cho
• chang
• expelliarmus
• draco
• voldemort
• deathly
• hallows
• half
• blood
• prince
• order
• of
• the
• phoenix
• goblet
• fire
• prisoner
• azkaban
• chamber
• secrets
• philosopher's
• stone
• sorcerer's

[jannnavalta]

can u post the lyrics? ^_^ nice vid btw :D

[OhMyFatGoat]

@jannnavalta Lyrics are in the description :) 

[LewisMarriott95]

you've done it again jamie! and i can't believe you said benders

[OhMyFatGoat]

@LewisMarriott95 lol it rhymed with Eastenders so I thought it was acceptable :p

[MAATC2]

I loved Snape's part!

The Daily Prophet's article made me giggle like Bellatrix tickled by a furious scorpion. :B

And I was surprised to see that you actually wrote a good one (well the first part, anyway).

You're BRILLIANT! :D

[VioletDiamond42]

Lucius' part cracked me up! XDD

[hauntednerd]

hahahahaha this is actually really awesome :D

[MultiTopz]

Awesome!

[Frozzlebob25]

Love this.... mainly for the "Expalliarmus" :P

Jamie this is brilliant!!

[KaosGal]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA OH MY

[BassoonistAlert]

@OhMyFatGoat Brilliant excuse Jamie :') Can't believe you actually said homeboy...