Three things I want to say before we begin:
One is yayyy!! Just because this is another super special awesome episode.
Two is that Jin is not here again, but we knew that would happen. What we didnt know, though, was that fans are complaining that the latest episodes are boring when hes not there. My reaction to that: wtf?? I mean, Jins great and everything; he really is, but what makes Cartoon KAT-TUN worth watching is everyones interaction. I assure you, fans who doubt this, that this episode is not boring. We miss Akanishi, but the others definitely work hard to make this tons of fun to watch and they certainly do not deserve the 3% ratings they got this week because Jin wasn't there.
Ah~ That was long.
Three is that I was thoroughly convinced I was going to fail at understanding this, but it actually came to me quite easily, so Im going to do my best to help you understand it just as much as I can, and possibly more. Meaning if there are mistakes in translation, dont hesitate to let me know.
oh...and four is....this is going to be the longest side-bar comment ever. Comedians talk too much. lol.
Ok! Today is the hottest informercial to ever air at midnight-I mean, Comedian and KAT-TUN okite SP Part 1
I dont know much about every comedians, but I do know Non Style and Yanagihara Kanako, so Ill have to be pretty vague identifying the rest.
KameMaru (lol, not a pairing; just an easier way to say it) start off the show announcing that were here to enjoy an okite SP, and they appear to be about to move on with the show.
I think Kanako-chans low voice when she says, Chotto! (wait a minute)is totally lol-worthy. Suddenly the show is bombarded with a group of loud comedians all protesting that theyre the guests and Kanako is especially indignant. Lol, the look on her face makes them (and me) laugh!
Inoue (guy in plaid shirt and vest) claims that theyre here to add to the SP in the best way. Koki protests and ask if theyre even popular.
Comedians: Popular? Not even a little bit!
Only one of them seems not to be speaking and a concerned Kame points this out. Turns out hes just so happy to see KAT-TUN in person, he can only exclaim, YOKATTA! (I'll probably have the same reaction, so)
Also, if anyone can identify todays insert song, Ill be very happy. Its stuck in my head, and I kind of want to hear it in its entirety. Hmm
Yes, so everyone is going to be given the opportunity to present their own personal okite or an okite that they particularly value. Kame, being the MC, has no clue whos doing what. He does a very quick, but adorable double-check. It doesnt get past anyone. Lol. He totally ignored Koki.
Inoues turn= Getting used to beauty or loveliness in the bath okite!
Inoue has a series of special products and inventions to make bathtime and beauty care an easy and relaxing thing one could get used to.
Ishida protests: Youre not lovely at all, but youre teaching about this. Is that all right?
Lol.
[Speaking of lovely, am I the only one who noticed that Nakamaru is looking both tanned and his hair has grown more. Somehow, he looked cool in this episode.]
Inoue: Please look closely, I have a very sultry look, dont I?
Everyone: Not at all!
Now Im not too clear on the gold basin, but I do know its worth the equivalent of 79.00 or so.
Also, toto is a meaningless word not to be used as a transition.
The shower head on the other hand is very interesting, and the most that I could get from what he was saying is that the different levels of water pressure could determine how you can wash your hair...hmm, I must not have got it properly. And he also introduces bath scents.
He's asked whether it's not embarrassing to be using bath scents, he replies that this is a musk scent so it's fine.
Now the book holder. KAT-TUN all wants one.
They ask what's the best genre of manga to read in the bath. Inoue claims that it's "Yu Yu Hakusho" (lol).
The rest try to convince him that One Piece would be more fitting.
The hair covering thing as cute as it looks just completely weirded me out. Apparently, the warmth it supplies after you spray your hair makes it cleaner and prettier. KAT-TUN all nods. Yes, good hair is especially important to them. I think it's important to us as well.
Finally, lol, the mask. Sweat being collected somehow is a good thing...
Generally, you'll be relaxed and beautiful due to these types of baths, but you'd certainly be a frightening sight to behold. lol, Inoue's pictures.
Now prepare for part two where Kame announces there is going to be
"POP (?) Naughty joke skit okite" where Ueda is badly influenced and Koki becomes sensei. lol!
I like how Japanese sounds and i love speaking in the language XD