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Paris Hilton - Drunk Text (New Song) - Brian Larsen Reviews The Lyrics

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Uploaded on Feb 23, 2012

Watch as Brian Larsen reads the lyrics to Paris Hilton's international #1 smash hit "Drunk Text". Check out the reviews for this amazing song:

P. Hilton from Los Angeles says that the song is "Divine, beautiful" and "one of the greatest songs of all time."

Paris H., also from Los Angeles, says that it's "the song of the century".

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I went out to the club the other night

To, you know... dance with my bitches
That guy was there again
He's like "I'm sorry for what I said last weekend"
I told him I didn't mind, which was a lie
But I was equally sorry
And I didn't want to apologize
It was just a drunk text
In my head, I was writing the fiction of us
Behind my eyes, I was begging for things my lips would never ask
And my mouth kept pouring
Desperate clauses of random intent
He asked me if he can text me later... After the club
He hands me another shot of vodka, And I say.... "Sure"
I'm on the dance floor when I get a text from Adam
I'm too lazy to type
So I send a photo I took up a dancer's skirt
And tell him to come and get it
Not realizing what I had just said
Later on, he comes up to me, holds up her phone, screaming at me
And I say "I'm sorry, it was just a drunk text"
I should've known they knew each other
No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore
You take the word "sex" and mix it with "texting"
It's called "Sexting"
But when you add "Drunk sexting," the words just don't make sense
It's a hot mess of misspelled obscenities, body parts and run on questions
I'm not sure what he means to ask
I get a text from my best friend
She's upstairs getting bottle service
She's like "this guy wants you to wet your lips with this bottle...
He wants me to bring more girls up
Like he's some kind of pimp"
Are you fucking kidding me?!
It's just another moment
One stupid reply can lead to the walk of shame
And I'll be damned if I end up in some lame diner after this
With last night's lingerie in my purse
It was just a drunk text
It was just a drunk text
This is the last time I'll EVER drink and text
It was just a drunk text
It was just a drunk text

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