Evolution is a Lie From Satan! : TheWoodsofJordan

Hard-boiled headcase WoodsofJordan 'schooling' us on evolution and where we all come from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opRsw3_cVaI

In fact he makes the best case yet in favour of deforestation on a massive scale, so watch as I swing my 'axe of facts' (yeh i know, that's shit) whilst sporting some increasingly incredulous faces as I try and scythe down

some of the undergrowth.

PS: expect a more cerebral video next monday (outlining my view on morality and exactly where we get ours from)

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[MrChucksalot]

FYI, you ought to check out his channel now...I was blown away.

[noelplum99]

@MrChucksalot

I have done, quite a turn around and one I never expected, in a million years!

[WiKiDEnT]

Read the evolution handbook. It prooves evolution is fake.

[noelplum99]

@WiKiDEnT

you mean THIS handbook? watch?v=Cs3UPg8DPaU

[mogly412]

wtf is wrong with your hair? only fit your big head in half the mirror?

[noelplum99]

@mogly412

Nothing wrong with my hair, it's my head that's the fucking issue!

[jaydogg7253]

noelplum pwns

[mrihearteveryone]

There is no such thing as evolution. Just a series of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

[jerrygreg2]

Ooh! That love letter from God is giving me the horn.

[minecreater]

lol. Actually, you also have a problem, not accepting that some people are unable to think about god non-existence. We REALLY are not much more that monkeys. Some monkeys sniff their ass, some other eat worms, so what ? Humans dont like being told that their magnificient being just ends in decay and that their return to nothingness. They are like : "WTF, i dont want to fuckin' disappear".

[ClydeE247]

If 'EVOLUTION is a LIE.

Why are there no human skeletons found from prehistoric times?

[Turandot29]

Whoa!! This "woodsofJordan" guy is a MORMON?

That would explain a lot!

[Icemario87]

@wavtracks Exactly! I've never seen a monkey turn into a human have you? These evolutionists scum actually think that a full grown man and a full grown woman (complete with sexual anatomy and a digestive system and hair follicles) just magically appeared from dirt in a sort of eden mudgoop following the sound of thunder! Can you believe that shit? OBVIOUSLY we were created by an all-loving, all-powerful, all-good creator in a single instant in a forbidden garden with forbidden fruit!

[wavtracks]

If evolution is true, why havent we ever seen one single monkey turn into a human. We have NEVER seen one single monkey EVER turn into a human...not once.. If evolution were true why don't we ever find so called 'transitionary' fossils of half frog and half horse etc or half lion half bat? Why??.... I'm just kidding but this is how these retards think.

[trifelgeputinage]

@MrChucksalot Now TWOJ is getting into Mormonism!