Why the Wii Sucks

hilarious and half true.

the wii is my favourite system but i did one for all the rest and i have to be fair

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Lyrics:
HI
I HATE THIS
WII
I HATE THIS
WII
I HATE THIS
NICA NICA NINTENDO
HI

I HATE THIS
WII
I HATE THIS
WII
I HATE THIS
NICA NICA NINTENDO

HI
I HATE THIS
WII
I HATE THIS
WII
I HATE THIS
NICA NICA NINTENDO
(HI I HATE THIS WII....)
(COUGHS)
excuse me
can i have the attention of all gamers for a few seconds
hi kids do you like cartoon games
wanna play on a system that doesnt do HD and the graphics are lame
no
wanna drop a few hundred bucks on something you'll play for a month
til you realize wii sports is only fun when your drunk
then theres the miis you can make with your wii but they dont do anything as far i as i can see
then the press says
nintendo wiis are selling like crack
but thats because its a cheap ps2 dressed up like a mac
the vc games they sell are expensive as hell
and you probably finished them 10 years ago
but oh well
3rd party support to say the least its a bummer
ever heard of a good game on wii that didnt have an italian plumber
its a me mario
sure its a cool system if you like to wii bowl but fighting games and shooters have crap for controls
i played mortal kombat with my arms flailing around and within a few minutes i knocked myself out

hi i hate this wii i hate this wii i hate this nica nica nintendo hi i hate this wii i hate this wii i hate this nica nica nintendo


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[aSStronaut111]

real gamers dont care what console theyre using, they care about the game in the console :)

[HEROCHARMS]

NIGA NIGA NITENDO LMAO

[MAR10WORLD]

@MultiAncafe Well yeah but they could at least added hdmi

[MultiSunflame]

this is not half true this is fully true

[MultiAncafe]

In my opinion wii is good console.Yeah its graphics are not HD...So whats wrong.Seriously whats wrong with it ? Dont be fool guys.Gaming is not just about polish'd graphics...etc. Belive it or not I have Gamecube and I enjoy it so much !Even I have Xbox 360.

[Arzi5]

I subbed you by accident and im too lazy to cancel dat :P

[andrey2793dec]

@motormaxis206 wii sucks wii sucks wii sucks so on

[motormaxis206]

srry didn't read the description, but stop hating on the wii trolls.

[motormaxis206]

@AngelOfGeass 4,194 people aren't even real gamers, just read the top comment dumbass, and the people who made this were trolls on crack so stfu and gtfo

[AngelOfGeass]

@BobaFettJangoFett 4,194 peoole are not retards, and play real games.

[WiiClipsIsGay]

@BobaFettJangoFett 4,193 people agree Wii sucks.