Bob Rivers - Honda Accord (Twisted Tunes)

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Das Urheberrecht der jeweiligen Fotos liegt bei dem jeweiligen Fotografen.
Sollte die Veröffentlichung unerwünscht sein, schickt mir bitte eine Nachricht, ich entferne das entsprechende Foto dann.

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Bob Rivers

Honda Accord

And now, I'm going to do a song with great social and political influence.
It goes like this...
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.
Mercedes insurance I cannot afford.
If I drove a Porche, I'd still be ignored.
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me some silicone implants.
The breasts that you gave me don't shake when I dance.
Them doctors make mountains out of hills made for ants.
So oh Lord, won't you buy me some silicone implants.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a good looking male.
My boyfriend is lazy, and big as a whale.
Spends all of my money (when he's not in jail).
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a good looking male...
Everybody...
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.
Mercedes insurance I cannot afford.
My car's held together by a big bungee cord...
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.
That's it

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  • Janis would be so proud!!!!!

  • @skylineXpert I know, right? Sadly, though, everyone else would ignore me...

  • It seriously felt like a luxury car. 9/1/2011 12:48 am

  • I got to ride in the 2008-newer Honda Accord for the first time at 8pm yesterday. EX-L, V6, coupe with navigation. Second car I ever rode in in college. 9/1/2011 12:46 am

  • you wont be ignored by the police if you are driving a porsche at 150mph

  • Fantastic! But I think you should save and get the Benz!

  • Honda kein qualität

  • think this is a fantastic song, it does sum up the situation at the moment.

    (denke, das ist ein fantastischer Song, es fassen die Situation im Moment)

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