StarCraft 2 - Medic Quotes

All of the quotations from the Medic in StarCraft 2.

Voice actress: ?

READY:
"The doctor is in."

SELECTED:
"Where does it hurt?"
"Is it critical?"
"You rang?"
"Please state the nature of your medical emergency."
"Standing by."
"Need some triage?"

PISSED:
"Call me when the swelling goes down. On second thought... just call me."
"Here's some lotion, a comb, and a blowtorch. Good luck!"
"Ooh, looks like that hurts. Next!"
"For the last time, this is not a strip-o-gram!"
"Can I see your insurance card? Oh, I'm sorry, this was a pre-existing condition."
"That's the worst infestation I've ever seen! Next time, stay away from the cantina."
"There's a Protoss here who needs mouth-to-mou- oh... well... mouth to... something!"
"If I do this wrong, it'll hurt a little. If I do it right, it'll hurt a lot!"
"Ooh, let's just skip the medical history and go right to the next of kin!"
"Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?"
"Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor! Oh."
"Ugh, I've got leftovers. I don't even know where these go!"
"Congratulations, you're my first patient! Ever!"

MOVE:
"Just relax."
"I'll take care of it."
"Not a problem."
"Ooh! Sounds serious!"
"Ooh, that's a serious outbreak!"
"Must be an emergency."

ATTACK:
"I'll fix you!"
"I'll do my best!"
"This is gonna hurt!"
"Time to operate!"
"Call the blood bank."
"Sterilizing now!"
"Patient's prognosis is dead!"

MISCELLANEOUS:
"I'll get you fixed right up." (Heal)
"Turn your head and cough!" (Heal)
"Heads up!" (Flare)
"Ah, help!" (enter bunker)
"Ah! Fresh air." (exit bunker)
"Ewwww!" (enter dropship)
"Feeling sluggish, here." (low energy)

HELP:
"Better send some body bags!"

DEATH:
"Ah, medic!"

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[NoobzofNoobz]

wheres her other arm

[Hunkyfish20]

I don't have a health bar, but i've got something else you can raise XD.

[PadraikKasier]

"He's dead, Jim."

I missed that one from SC1. Oh well.

[anttown4ever]

Her voice feels familiar from some animes :/

[MrG4m4]

@Hunkyfish20 HAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS A GOOD ONE XD

[tednoob]

Call me when the swelling goes up!

[melikeit23]

wait, she doesn't have arms she just have hands that float.

[therockana]

I like the "not a problem". Idk the way she says it, makes me feel reassured... idk of what tho.. haha

[keltar2007]

@theguywiththe Oh YA!!!

[keltar2007]

Same portrait as the medivac :p

[whosyourdaddya]

oh MY GOD JUST PRESS THE CC AND RECORD VOICE THINGIE AND U WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

[ChicksCanGame]

I wouldn't care if she nursed me to health, giggity.