RETROika (Prokofiev's "Troika" Arranged To Offend Every Living Soul, But Hell It's Christmas)

http://th1swasatriumph.bandcamp.com/track/retroika?autoplay=true

You know that classical Christmas song . . . you know, THAT one. I composed an arrangement for synths, beats, guitar and all that shiz. And you can download it. In fact, that would be real nice of you.

http://th1swasatriumph.bandcamp.com/track/retroika?autoplay=true

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[8DX]

Um, what part was supposed to be offensive? Anyway happy Xmas, looking forward to see some vids of yours next year as well.

Oh, and WLC used to be an insightful apologist and philosopher, until he took a kick to the knee.

[Th1sWasATriumph]

@8DX The offensive part was where I made Prokofiev sound like Sonic The Hedgehog or something. I imagine purists will not be amused.

[Nardypants]

Somehow this reminded me of the Top Gun theme... Prokofiev is turning in his grave cause of my dirty thoughts.

[Th1sWasATriumph]

@Nardypants Top Gun theme is great, and my ambition is ONLY to try and evoke it in your mind.

[GoblinXXX]

And then William Lane Craig would of course say "I used to be a Christian apologist. Then I took a kick to the knee."

[CalebAlucardtheHagan]

"And if I get some money, I can by a, you know, plane ticket to go and see William Lane Craig and then kick him in his knees. And that's not a metaphor, that is, I would kick him in his knees and go, "Hehe, I kicked you in your knees. Where is your god now?"

It's been far too long, Th1sWasATriumph. Far. Too. Long. Welcome back :D

[laflugantabastardo]

I've never heard this song, but I like this rendition of it. Well done.

[MrPl33bus]

It made me think of 'Cashing in on Christmas' by Bad News (the band Spinal Tap wish they could have been).

[DeeDemonwitch]

@GoblinXXX So true. I know this for a fact :)

[rabbitpirate]

WLC was in London in November, you should have gone kicked him in his knees then. Good to see you back and I love the music.

[GoblinXXX]

@Quiestre The Magic of the Internet™

[Quiestre]

@GoblinXXX how did skyrim jokes end up here

[happysplodie]

Kick the right way: So that he needs crutches or a cane to walk in the future. Don't puss out and not do it right... And don't give up after just ONE knee... Do them both.

[47f0]

Actually? Genuinely fucking brilliant. Dammit. Now I have to set up an account to get the whole thing. Although when I click the link in the remarks box I get "Sorry, that something isn't here." - if anyone else gets that, click on the "start at the beginning" link, and you'll find it.