Sam Kinison - On Women

Leader Of The Banned (1990), the end of the track Funny Things where he calls an audience members ex who cheated on him and calls her a whore

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• stand up comedy

[ytp4life1]

Sams the fuckin man lol

[sman3424]

this was the greatest thing that ever happened

[stacylaray]

All women are heartless? Yeah, that's why wars are started by women. That's why 90% of prisoners are women. Yes, yes, that must be it. It couldn't be because we have been lied to, used, and degraded. No, that wouldn't make anyone jaded, suspicious and bitter. Naaaa. In 1980, the United Nations posted this fact: Women, who comprise half the world's population, do two thirds of the world's work, earn one tenth of the world's income and own one hundredth of the world's property.

[thebudkellyfiles]

Come on, guys. Women don't mean to be mean. They can't help it. They're born mean. The estrogen turns their hearts to stone, makes 'em angry, really angry. From the first drop of estrogen that hits their bloodstream, they get meaner and meaner by the day, by the hour, by the minute, by the second. And the harder you try to make them happy, the angrier they get.

[MrNicMachiavelli]

@Jusplais oh get out of here with your subtle attempts to establish a matriarchy by declaring you and your sisters to be oppressed by men. You know all of you are heartless. I know it. Sam knew it. He just called you on it and over 2 decades later you still will not acknowledge it.

[Soleman92]

The single greatest stand up comic of all time.

[Harley13411]

R.I.P SAM

[Jusplais]

so you can break her heart, cheat and oppress, but she has to forgive you, and youll yell bigoted slurs.. if she does anything, as if your male friends never did anything to you. dogs like him break hearts, he cheats, complains if she doesnt for give, then when she cheats he calls and howels over the phone. every woman has dog to annoy her, a guy with a god complex who tries to own her supported by society that wants to turn her to property and resents her citizenship, and right to vote.

[chucknchar]

Sam would have a sit com today

[66kerekes]

This guy FUCKING rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!