Stuff Religious People Say
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SHIBBIBA-BOSHKA.....SHIBBIBA-B
OSHKA... lolol (btw she is not making fun of the holy spirit she is pointing at the people that claim to have the holy spirit but are only follow CHURCH rituals! YAHBLESS!!! -
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Name it and claim it; blab it and grab it.
God ain't no slot machine; He's my ATM machine.
God ain't no Easter bunny; He's my Santa Clause.
Here's my claiming list, Santa. Thank you for bringing my stuff right away.
I gave 10% of all my sheep to the reverend; It says in the bible: the pastor gets to spend all my money whether I can afford it or not. Otherwise the devil's gonna devour me. Malachi 3 Reverend says this is the one Moses law that isn't covered by grace or the blood.
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Girl !!! Thank YOU!
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What about these cliches?... "God helps those who help themselves" or "If you make one step, the Lord will make two steps"......no biblical back-up at all!
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U should do a part 2 as there are quite a few that you could have gotten in like the fake shout!!
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I'm gon hurt you for this one....lmao!!! Shalom Beloved!!!!
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This was outstanding. For the haters that want to throw "God is not mocked" scriptures onto this lady for posting this, enjoy being the elitist that you are!
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@TorahCents Yes people seem to not understand that there is also punish and discipline for ungody behavior.
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BWWAAAAAGGGGGHH HA HA HA HA AHA HAA *cough-cough* BWAAAAAGGGHHHH snicker snicker
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This was good. I like the speaking in tongues
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You got them down!!!!!!!!!!
BIGBOSSandTHEDOLL 5 months ago 9
LOAO!!!!
This is too darn funny.
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