Skymall

This is to Jonathan coulton's song skymall
Here are the lyrics to Skymall:

OHare is nice this time of year
I check my bags and find my seat and buy a beer and settle in
Such is my life here on the road
Now my seat back is up, tray table stowed and theres nothing to do
I gotta get myself through

So I am shopping in SkyMall
That five-mile-high mall
That always has just what I need
When I get to the gate and remember too late
I should have brought something to read
Im OK, cause I know that Im gonna shop SkyMall

I bought a pair of bonsai trees
I bought a big fake rock where I can hide my keys from everyone
And I imagine what all my friends would say
To see this lovable Santa dance and sway to my favorite songs
My favorite holiday songs

And I am shopping in SkyMall
That five-mile-high mall
That always has just what I need
When I get to the gate and remember too late
I should have brought something to read
Im OK, cause I know that Im gonna shop SkyMall

In Cleveland, I bought a replica of the sword that was broken
And then somewhere above Detroit some Successories that say Lead with Vision

I love you best when Im away
And while Im out here I look forward to the day when I come home
Cause theres something special waiting there
Its a whimsical statue of a bear that holds a bottle of wine
But please dont touch it, its mine

Because I bought it in SkyMall
That five-mile-high mall
That always has just what I need
When I get to the gate and remember too late
I should have brought something to read
Its OK, cause I know that Im gonna shop SkyMall
Cause I know that Im gonna shop SkyMall

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Skymall
• Jonathan
• Coulton

[Schmiggin]

Nice try Jo-Co... We knew you couldn't hide your secret rock keys from us.

[jobobob1]

Skymall is a magazine on every plane that has the most useless yet awsome stuff.

[Wolverine3196]

Woah, it's the green sun from homestuck. In my joco video? Apparently it's more likely than I thought.

[DabroodThompson]

The Bush joke ruined this video for me....

[trendane]

@XxMinka Way! I mean...he's not a bear. But still, it's funny for the song.

[XxMinka]

hahaha whats with 1:24??

[XxMinka]

@trendane no way?!?

[YAHSNUM1]

and i tried to find a serious video on youtube about the stuff in skymall. I guess no one buys the crap in it. This song was awesome though

[SanityIsForTheWeak0]

DAMMIT! I love singing along to JoCo's songs, but I can't reach the last note in the chorus! >.<

[a1b2m13]

I love this song, it's like Journey crossed with Chicago.

[CalvinsComedyCompany]

@hippoglyph no, its an airplane magazine that can show u the COOLEST stuff!