Touch My Midas - Gayer Than You

Touch My Midas - Gayer Than You

My alarm goes off
a quarter til ten
The song that it plays
is "It's Raining Men" (Hallelujah!)

In the mirror
I check myself out
I see a face
I couldn't do without

I take off my robe
and step into the tub
my silky smooth skin
I start to scrub

I use four different
herbal shampoos
I'm not gay
I'm Just gayer than you

I love women
men are strickly taboo
I'm not gay
I'm just gayer than you

I use a blow dryer
on my hair
and I put on some
thong underwear

I love my tight shirt
my neck hugging sweater
I wear women's jeans
they simply fit better

I search through
my hundred pairs of shoes
I pick some that match
my unicorn tattoo

Off to the dog park
with my poodidallydoo
I'm not gay
I'm just gayer then you

I love women
men are strickly taboo
I'm not gay
I'm just gayer than you

Take my dog home
from his day in the park
make it to the club
just as it gets dark

When the strobe light hits
my pink nails flare
looking this good
is extremely rare

Then I see a woman
this is my chance
make my way towards her
make my advance

When I get to her
she trys to pull away
Wait please believe me
I swear I'm not gay

I try to explain
that I'm interested in her
her face full of doubt
her emotions I infer

she does not like me
because she thinks I love guys
but I voice my thoughts
her face lights up in surprise

She agrees to leave
now we go back to my house
she sits on my bed
and unbuttons her blouse

I sit beside her
give her a kiss on the cheek
inside the closet
my landlord takes a peek

He takes one false step
the closet door he falls through
looks up at the girl
doesn't believe it is true

He thought I was gay
that was his previous view
then I said to him
let me tell you

I love women
men are strickly taboo
I'm not gay
I'm just gayer than you

I love women
men are strickly taboo
I'm not gay
I'm just gayer than you

VAAI BRASIL!!! COPA MUNDIAL!!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Touch
• My
• Midas
• Gayer
• Than
• You
• Band
• Drums
• Piano
• Bass
• Comedy
• Music
• OIT

[Sirfirenewt]

I swear that looks like a girl

[ashlie24baby]

HAHA max your awesome!!!!

[JshBet8]

Where's the MP3 MAX?

[capgamer]

This is amazing.

Thanks for the laughs.

-Austin

[Hankdiggity]

your a pretty talented girl, I like it

[GabeLeal1]

I am a fan Max.

[netdorkzero]

...................AWSOME

[Androidika]

HE thought i was gay that was his previous view!

[Bowk100]

Thats funny shit man. Full disclaimer everyone: I know him, he's not gay...he's bi. lol jk

[voted4bush]

LOL, you're a goofball max.