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Uploaded by on Oct 29, 2008

Old Man Stan - Bas Vegas Holiday

Tonights Episode ... VANGE! Yer!


Most nights after his Tea, Stan likes to take a little stroll round the Manor.

Sometimes he walks and walks ..and walks some more, when suddenly he realises that he's wandered a little too far. Especially when the nights get colder and darker.

Hurry home now Stan ..you've only got your slippers on you know.. you'll cath your death me old son.

I was walkin through Pitsea
Got to Vange it was nearly night
I heard a young voice next to me
It made my arse cheeks tense up with fright
I saw two Chavvys, one knife
Two Bargain Booze guzzlers
They looked at me I shit myself
Then one said to the other

Whoa look at that opld man over there.. Lets go and proper rinse him out ..Hey Old Man!

I say
Dont like Bas Vegas Oh No!
We love it
Dont like Bas Vegas Oh No!
We love it
Dont get frantic Old Man
Got to pay some respect
Dont you walk past me bro
Coz you aint leaving Vange yet.

Well he looked down at my Nokia
He said wanit for me muvva
I said Youre avin a tin bath son
30 quid from cash converters
He said I want it Ill chore it
coz weez Redgrave Road massive
it am so phat you met us
you as found yourself in Vange and your alone
The last bus has gone.. it has tho innit!

And I say
Dont like Vange Hill Drive.. Oh No!
We love it
Dont like that Dews Green.. Oh No!
We love it
Dont be running old man
Coz youll just get a stitch
Dont you walk past me bro
Coz you aint leaving Vange yet.

I hurried back down Clay Hill Road
Wishing I was much younger
Then a Chavette beside me said
This Kebab is like Viagra
She said You taste it.. you want it
You can lick it for a fiver
And if you bite it I like it
then get stoned on Bas Vegas Holiday

And I say
Don't like Bas Vegas.. Oh No!
I love it
Don't like Chav Vegas.. Oh No!
I love it oh yea
Dont you go there at night
Less you really are fit
Dont you go there at night
Even Rambo is scared of it!

Don't like Chav Vegas
I love it (Bas Vegas Holiday)
Don't like Bas Vegas
I love it (Bas Vegas Holiday)
Don't like Bas Vegas
I love it (Bas Vegas Holiday)

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  • Fucking funny this and just proves that Vange in a place where people are forced to have children to a means to provide a cheap altenative at Christmas

  • your original remark was much funnier.. about turkey.. thank you so much.

    I always had a choice with Vange.. to leave or not to leave. I guess I was lucky to have a choice. Cheap alternative to turkey lol. star

  • A bit of satire i know,This video clip is one of the funniest things i have seen in ages as i live in Woodlands and only Mortar range from Vange MMM i wonder.

    Anyway sorry to be a pain but I think you should rename Cash Converters into Hash Converters.

  • lol.. well yes.. mb next time.. Stan went for Smack Converters.. but I see by the sign that they do offer Hash Loans! :)

  • best one yet!

  • Nice one fanx mate :)

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  • Yet another Bazzo masterpiece there Proffessor Wonga....

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  • This made me laugh out loud Steve. Horror and fun. The talented Mr. Waters. Old Man Stan is loved by young and old. Happy New year Steve. Fond regards to Jenniesky.

  • this cheered me up and was the only thing i could find that was good about basildon, used to live down sandon road....high barretts and the rozzers were allways banging on my door, used to have a few dangerous mates there, one of them got shot in rettendon....he was a friend when i was about 11, my stepdad was even called stan....thanks for making me smile and giving me memories of basildon again , respect from matty james

  • Fancy A Kebab? Yeah why Not? :D :) x

  • quality!!

  • used to lıve on vange hıll drıve lol mıss ıt ı do x

  • Welcome to Vange Lew

  • From steve in Swansteads -I LOVE THIS! especially like the way it was filmed on location here

  • vange is actually boring :|:|!!! thats how dissapointing it is here!

  • I luv the bit with the police car blowing up in2 a skip. Thats Vange hill drive on a good day.

  • i used to live in vange, sunnedon

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