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Remedy Of Episode 1 - Nier (Machinima)

Not meant to be taken seriously, just a bit of fun =] - Dex

Director's channel:
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Whatever. Today's episode, now here we go.

Daddy I'm scared.

Stay away from Yona! That's my daughter by the way.

Yona!

Want a cookie?

OK.

What does this thing do? Whaaaa!! OK.

Daddy, I'm sick.

I know. You have AIDS. Don't worry. I will find a cure.

Hank, go kill some sheep for me.

OK. Die, sheep! I wonder where my daughter is. Oh, no, she's gon !

Go save your daughter.

OK.

Let go of my my daughter!

I'm a talking book. Let's kill things.

OK.

Ah, get away from Yona! Yona, Yona, Yona! Can you please stop saying my name every two seconds?

It would seem your daughter is fine. We should try and cure her and do shit and stuff .

OK.

I am now going to be your ally.

OK. Go to a weird town.

OK.

Hey you cocksucker, fucking asshole, piece of shit. I swear all the time and my name is Kanye.

OK. I have a penis by the way.

Daddy, I'm dying.

OK.

You must save your daughter by doing some stuff and saving people and stuff. OK. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, Yona, Yona, Yona, Yona. Hello, I'm Emil and I'm really annoying and I can petrify people with my eyes and stuff.

Cool.

We have all the sealed verses. Penis.

The village is under attack.

Holy shit run away.

It's too strong.

Don't worry I'll use my manly strength and stop it. Emil, petrify me!

But I don't want to Kanye, I love you.

Just do it!

OK!

Zing!

'Sup? I'm the villain. This is my book. I'm taking Yona. Bye.

Yona! Ok, 5 years what the hell has he been doing this whole time?

I protect the village now!

After five years of doing bull shit let's go find Yona now, yes.

Okay.

My sister was a retard.

Cool.

Now I'm a retard.

OK.

Use your newly acquainted retard powers to save Kanye.

Cachaw!

Let's go do something to make us find Yona again. Aww penises!

OK.

We can finally find Yona.

Yona! Holy balls, this place is cool! We're gonna find Nona! Hi, I'm evil, and I make you go to all these places on purpose so that I could like get some stuff, I don't even know, I'm just evil. And I've got a twin sister by the way.

Hi.

Now you die.

You killed my sister! Let's go find Nona! Hello, we mask people, we help you.

OK.

I'm gonna sacrifice myself, nooo. Oh, shit-cock I liked the Emile. Oh, I'm gonna hit you, because I'm angry. No! OK. Oh, shit-cock I liked the Emile. Oh, I'm gonna hit you, because I'm angry. No! OK. Nona!

The final battle. I'm going to fight my book. Die monster!

Nona!

Now we can live happily ever after! Fuck, the story was actually a little more complicated than that, but because I have a penis I'm too lazy to explain it. Oh!

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  • COACK!!!!!  LETS GO MAKE DO SOMETHING THAT MAKE US FIND JONA AGAIN OHHHHHHHHH PENISES!!! ok :D

  • i search on ''hi my name is microsoft and i like to fuck'' and this come up :S:S:S:S:S:S:S

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  • yeah the game sucks ass

  • @Linxmotha search up - im a dick, and it comes up with - gullible

  • Im the 2,000th liker! FUCK YEAH.

  • Okey

    

  • Yonah!

  • AAAH I JUST LOST MY PANCREAS

  • DEXTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO SANITY NOT INCLUDED

    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

  • After seeing a full walkthrough of the game I see that this is extremely accurate

  • Objectionnnn!!!!

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