One Got Fat 1963 Bicycle Safety

"Slim knew his big sack would be hard to handle"? "Trigby agreed to ride him"? I have to wonder what the narrator was thinking here...LOL

This is the most morbid bicycle safety film ever. I LOVE IT.

@maxx87 Actually you are completely wrong and are ready waaayyy too into it. Your statement is 100% false.

Orville then got fat and died from a heart attack at the age of 20 from eating the lunches of all HIS DEAD FRIENDS.

Right? NO.

So this are the tips I gathered from watching this video:
Steamrollers generally tend to drive down the streets.
If you run or walk too much your feet and shoes will combust, causing you to die.
If you're on a bike ride with your friends, they won't care if you all start dying. They just want to eat their sandwiches.
A creepy narrator will laugh at you for your foolishness, even after you are destroyed.
Thanks, 60's. Thanks a lot. D:
(No, but seriously, this was pretty weird/entertaining.)

That was terrifying! If I was a kid and had seen that I would never ride again!

Hey, that's the narrator from "Fractured Fairy Tales!"

5:02 NO SPRINGS!! bweep-boop!!

...but they still see me. X-D