DME - DRIVING GIRL

Every girl caught driving should be arrested
And strapped to the front of a car getting crash tested
Why do you think there are no woman taxi drivers?
'Cause before you get home, there will be no survivors

This one girl bought her license cause she failed Driver's ED
But she spent all her boyfriend's money, so she gave the guy head
She used her boyfriends money to buy a Jeep Wrangler
If I were him, Id take a rope and fuckin' strangle her

Of course she bought the most expensive one from the dealer
But when she pulled off the lot, she cut off an 18 wheeler
Her car was doin' 360's better than fuckin' Tony Hawk
'Cause she was busy daydreaming about her boyfriend's brother's cock

(Chorus)
Women can't drive, don't tell me that they can
I think that even Welch could park a minivan
Get out of that car you stupid fucking ditz
No, don't show me your license, just show me your tits

She'll be driving right along on Rt 93
And before you know it, upside down in a tree
Paralyzed from the waste down, shooting off flares
But everyone drives by, 'cause nobody cares

Girls treat intersections like a game of bumper cars
But they can't figure out why there's broken glass and sparks
And pedestrians screaming, and running for their lives
But this is what happens when you let a woman drive

Her car will end up inside somebody's kitchen
But that's where she belongs, so she should stop bitchin'
If it were my house, I'd have her stand behind my truck
Then I'd run her right over, 'cause I don't give a fuck

(Chorus)
Women can't drive, don't tell me that they can
I think that even Welch could park a minivan
Get out of that car you stupid fucking ditz
No, don't show me your license, just show me your tits

Girls like to talk when they're driving cause they think guys care
Or dick around with their makeup and put useless shit in their hair
They drive wherever, even without right of way
But once they hit a telephone pole, they won't see the light of day

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