RETARDED COP- HIT MACHINE.
I spent my whole life looking for something
that I never thought I'd ever find
I was relentless in my quest for you
Up and down the supermarket isles
I tried an awful lot of others before
oh But they never never seem to hit the spot
Jammy Dodgers and Custard Creams
Choccy Digestives yeah I've had the lot
But Now Im superuberpsyched about you
and I just want ya to know now
I used to quite enjoy a slice of cake
Until I started piling on the pounds
Oh yeah I'm partial now to anything baked
Especially Crispy crunchy sweet and round
I think we all know where I'm going with this
Oh yeah you are the biccy of my dreams
and You belong up there on the top shelf
Not down behind the Jersey Creams
But Now Im superuberpsyched about you
and I just want ya to know now
Oh Marietta Marietta wanna get to know you better
Your the biscuit in my barrel in my cap you are the feather
Marietta Marietta oh my mi casa su your casa
Wanna dip ya in my cup C'mon and get in my Lavassa
I spent my whole life looking for something
that I never thought I'd ever find
I was relentless in my quest for you
Up and down the supermarket isles
I want perfection when I'm eating confection
And I'm gonna pull out all the stops
Oh Marietta yer my number one
although I kinda fancy Toffeepops
But Now Im superUberpsyched about you
and I just want ya to know now
Oh Marietta Marietta wanna get to know you better
Your the biscuit in my barrel in my cap you are the feather
Marietta Marietta oh my mi casa su your casa
Wanna dip ya in my cup C'mon and get in my Lavassa
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