Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.

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[Dr0Clockwork]

It's not a real video. It's actually a .gif with sound.

[AleksanderVasilenko]

How is it fake?

[Derral Gerken]

Well, maybe you just turn the other cheek and forgive them, right?

[Derral Gerken]

Stop lying to people.

[Derral Gerken]

Don't listen to Savage. This is absolutely true. Everything you see, read, watch, and hear is on the internet is real. DO NOT QUESTION ANYTHING. Even when it's so obvious even a monkey who has been stabbed to death could understand it to be false.

[Fatty Miller]

How did they come up with the conclusion that a stabbing was more physical than emotional, just by comparing it to the fact that punching a monkey only results in bruising? I think we need another study.

[Chefo Nikolov]

I visit this video every 2 weeks to check on all the hopeless retards who think this is real xD

[Rebecca Houghland]

Exactly my first thought

[Amanda Buckle]

Liar. If it's a .gif, how can we rewind it?

[Mineav]

I think he's new to the internet. Probably found his way here in a drunken stupor, while high on meth and/or ecstasy, and a bit of mescaline.

[Mineav]

More tests are needed. We need to stab thousands of more monkeys to substantiate these findings. I'm not convinced of anything yet.

[Rebecca Houghland]

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