How to dance like Dita Von Tesse

1st,she's sexy. the bit of chair dance is sexy. if put into an actual routine, it'd be fabulous. also, what's more provocative than a crotch hole?! not everyone has the $ to outfit like dita (w/ her gaultier & westwood). part of the beauty of burlesque is that it's lowbrow (that's not to say it doesn't take talent), and accessible. rich girls, poor girls, and boys can all do it, and THIS girl's doin' it. Burlesque isn't so much about WHAT a girl wears, as it is about HOW she TAKES IT OFF.

Wow. I'm shocked at all the hatin' comments here. I mean, really guys?

Thanx for the tips chica. You guys could be more supportive since I doubt you are experts. haa

nice big hole in the stockings! haha.

You're caught up on really dumb things.

LOL shes too stiff.
she cant bend or stretch properly.and those tights are just wrong,
"burlesque is all about bein provocative"
LMAO wtff

cheers for the sleesey dance, i dno anyone who does this and a hole in your tights isnt a good sign

Im a burlesque performer and this is one of the worst examples I have ever seen along with some of the worst script writing ever!

Yeah, and a very bad camera direction too...

this is fail! and i love how you can see a massive run in her Stalkings in the crotch.... FAIL!! and her dancing isn't any good either!